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10 Days of Screwing-the-Routine: Day 6

Day 6: It Ain’t Over Till the Fat Kitty Sings

Alright alright alright, new day and I am pumped!

Reason: Last night I hit on something super fun to do today with my greedy, grasping Popperkins – an exercise routine! 199 more words

Coping Strategies

Elvis the fat cat is well named (but still looks a lot better)

Hopefully Elvis the fat cat will not follow his disgusting namesake and die as an obese drug addict on the toilet litter box.

Like many owners, it seems his human was ‘being kind’ and making sure he was well fed, but was unaware the portions were a little… too generous. 189 more words

Civilian

"Big Fat Cat"

Furball fatass waddling through the house

like a four legged punching bag filled with

steel packing peanuts and a dead mouse.

“Meow” and “moo” mean more than a miracle… 83 more words

Poems