After work today I got tired from not getting enough sleep and having an action packed day at work, and as I was checking my emails before exercising I laid down on the couch, and I fell asleep before I could exercise. 1,231 more words
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It’s good to see you’re reading.
Reading informs you, it improves your memory, it increases your analytical abilities, and it exercises your mind.
Reading is like doing a big pile of mental squat thrusts, without the searing pain in your side and the inevitable vomiting. 457 more words
LOS ANGELES (AP) — Los Angeles police say $700,000 worth of counterfeit cosmetics seized from vendors in downtown’s fashion district have tested positive for bacteria, lead and traces of animal feces. 95 more words
LOS ANGELES (CNN) — Buyers beware! Sometimes when you spot a good makeup deal, it’s too good to be true.
The Los Angeles Police Department says it confiscated counterfeit makeup that tested positive for high levels of bacteria and animal waste. 230 more words
PARISH, Ala. (CNN) — Right now, dozens of train cars carrying 10 million pounds of poop are stranded in a rural Alabama rail yard. Technically it’s biowaste, but to the 982 residents in the small town of Parrish, that’s just semantics. 798 more words
Our friend took a shit on the neighbor’s lawn. We’ll tell you all about it, plus pontificate on teen drinking, have fun with misogyny, look back on fond memories with a gay for pay masseuse, and more in the latest edition of The Savage Sacktap. 68 more words