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Soccer Player's Wife Ruins The Perfect Fake Sick Day By Posting To The Gram From The Maldives

When Galatasaray defender Serdar Aziz told the club he was unable to be called up for the squad to play last Sunday’s game against Sivasspor, as he was suffering terrible stomach aches, the club was very understanding and hoped he’d get well soon.

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Meet the Staff: Ezra Farner's Top 5 Films

It is difficult for anyone to list their “top five” for virtually anything, but it is even more difficult when it comes to films. New films are always being written, we are always seeing new releases, watching old films we’ve never seen, and even re-watching our favorites with a new perspective or point of view. 873 more words

Open Your Eyes

As I was cleaning my son’s arse this morning after he left us his latest big deposit, he what appeared to be, randomly saying names of different animals. 182 more words



Today is FRIDAY, October 26, 2018.

Day 22,142

Nineteen days until Fallout 76!!

“Where is all the knowledge we lost with information?”
T. S. Eliot, American poet, 1888-1965… 695 more words


The Ferris Bueller Approach to Parenting

The daily grind of parenting is absolutely crushing.

Wake them up.

Get them dressed.

Get them fed.

Check their homework is done.

Pack their bags. 640 more words


friday movie quote

“My best friend’s sister’s boyfriend’s brother’s girlfriend heard from this guy who knows this kid who’s going with the girl who saw Ferris pass out at 31 Flavors last night. 14 more words