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What Assholes and Small Yapper-Type Dogs Have in Common

Fetlife assholes are like small yapper-type dogs. They make a hell of a lot of noise, which has exactly zero muscle or meaning. Like poodles, they’re all bark and no bite. 402 more words

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The Surrogate

Her actions were methodical – almost robotic in nature. Closing the door behind her, she slid her arms from her raincoat, pulled the sweater over her head and unbuttoned her pants. 458 more words


Excuse Me, Mister. You Just Did Jazz Hands in My Inbox

This morning on my walk, a man baled on a bike because he was ogling me too hard. It was cute. It was klutzy. Klutzy is not a bad thing, even in a first Fetlife message. 485 more words

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The Fetlife Stepford Zombie Apocalypse

Fetlife’s precious and vital few are made entirely out of awesomeness, but much of the site takes kink so damned seriously their rules could circumnavigate the globe if laid end to end. 418 more words


Trying FetLife

Shortly after my break up, I signed up for FetLife, as I mentioned in my first post.  I thought, “Let’s see what I may find in this attractively kinky world.   575 more words


The Natural Whore

I am trying to reclaim the word whore. It is my identity both for this blog and FetLife. Interestingly on Fet, I have had prospective male Dominants comment that ‘whore’ is too harsh and degrading and I shouldn’t use it. 675 more words