A birthday party is a live celebration. When something bad or unexpected happens, one can’t rewind the flow of events and start over.
Some parents, though, get lost in the shuffle and opt to hire the cheapest performer. 131 more words
I’ve heard magicians complain that children talk among themselves during a magic show.
What does this mean? my magician friends ask.
I don’t know what that means. 190 more words
I always evade questions that will date me.
For example, when someone asks me for my birthday, I answer, “March 9.”
If the one questioning is a pain-in-the-ass type and pursues the topic with a follow-up question, “What year?”, he gets a smart aleck answer, “Every year.” 240 more words