Many of my friends may have noticed it already. I rarely attend charity shows when the audience comprises terminally ill children.
Contrary to rumors, I am a human being. 266 more words
I’ve heard magicians complain that children talk among themselves during a magic show.
What does this mean? my magician friends ask.
I don’t know what that means. 190 more words
I always evade questions that will date me.
For example, when someone asks me for my birthday, I answer, “March 9.”
If the one questioning is a pain-in-the-ass type and pursues the topic with a follow-up question, “What year?”, he gets a smart aleck answer, “Every year.” 240 more words
Performing at certain venues often makes me jaded about the place. The atmosphere feels familiar and the audience reactions become predictable.
That’s right, I can tell beforehand with 90% accuracy whether my show will kill or tailspin. 425 more words