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Squint Fork Rescue

I was setting tables today in work and I found a fork. This was no ordinary fork. Running from the stem up it was perfect, no faults except for some scratches but when my eyes reached the head, the poor wee guy seemed to wilt sadly to one side. 291 more words

First World Problems


So it’s been a little over a month since I started the YouTube stuff. It’s fun, nothing more to add! It keeps me busy all the time. 86 more words

Life In Japan

And Today In "You Can't Make This Up"

You know American Girls, right? The uber-pricey dolls that came with books that taught girls about history while charging parents a hundred bucks for the privilege? 857 more words

And Now For Something Completely Different

It's Friday!

Hey, Party People!

How are all of you fine, good-looking individuals doing?? Did you have a great week? No? Then have a three-day weekend! On me-because I’m such a great guy, ya know? 182 more words


My First World Problem and I

Author’s Note: The following is essentially a 200 word vomit on how extraordinarily ungrateful I am for my over-privileged life. Plus its full of GIFs… Indulge me for a single post, will you? 238 more words



I got my phone taken away! Yippee Kai Yay! It’s actually been nearly a week and I miss it. I’m not going to lie, but not for the reasons that most people miss phones for. 866 more words