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Every now and then you wish you could change things

Today is one of the days I would change in a heartbeat if I had the chance.

I will be going from this…

 ….to this…. 209 more words


House Hunters

“Let things come to you.” – a Yogi tea bag

Years ago when I was white water rafting in Calaveras County, California, I noticed that there were times on the river when you needed to row as hard as you could (“Forward!”) and times when you needed to just lay your paddle across your lap and let the river carry you along (“Rest!”) Doing the wrong thing at the wrong time, action or non-action, could lead to disaster. 1,171 more words

Anchovy Buttah

Add anchovies to most anything, in moderation, and it will taste better.
~Jay McInerney

Such an unheralded adjunct — savory salty seraphic stuff. (Remember, it is so… 117 more words


Chapter Twelve - Through the Forest

The journey through the forest was mostly uneventful. The party was too large and well armed for ordinary monsters to bother.

Twice the column was attacked by a strange green pig creature, similar to a boar but with more elephantine tusks. 1,395 more words


Chapter Eleven - Preparation

The Countess said she would pay fifty gold coins to anyone who completed the mission, as well as a bonus to the one who killed him. 2,155 more words


Chapter Ten - The Call to Action




The whispered conversations from the gathered adventurers cut off as the old mage banged the butt of his staff on the ground. 1,946 more words