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World's Okayest Muscles Tank Top Funny Flexing Shirt

Don’t you love my muscles? They aren’t the biggest but they are getting there! They are pretty average I guess, but they are muscles nonetheless. I dub them the World’s okayest muscles! 24 more words


Unforseen Consequences

*  *  * ANNOUNCEMENT! You can now wear one of my many iconic stick figure poses on a fantastically excellent shirt! Head over to my store on Redbubble… 81 more words


haiku x

now is the time when

I ask each of my haikus,

“did you miss me too?”


haiku ix

so I write haiku

I’m just flexing my little

bird muscles – buzz off!


Williamsburg 30-Second Mystery Theatre: Case of the Fleet-Footed Flexers or Something Like That

Ace detective Claudia and her friend Bunny are enjoying a flexing performance when Claudia’s editor at Vice Media assigns her to solve Williamsburg’s latest mystery. (PG-14)