A 4 year old girl I know, was round at her granny and grandpa’s house when she announced “I just farted!” The granny was quite shocked at the word and said “no, you just let out some windy pops.” 29 more words
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I met Santa the other day.
Yeah yeah, so what, I hear you mutter. You aren’t the first parent to suffer so: miserable Santa, long queues, yellowing cotton-wool snow, jingle bells over broken speakers, luke-warm mulled wine served in Styrofoam cups, ding dong, ding dong, yadda yadda yadda. 2,426 more words
I’m writing this letter to you from the naughty step.
Well actually, we’re not allowed to call it the naughty step, as Mum says the word ‘naughty’ is negative and reinforces unhelpful feelings about my own miscreant behaviour, but I’ll level with you. 860 more words