When I get existential, I look at condoms. There’s no particular reason, I guess.
Pretty colours. There’s so many types!
Slim fit, real-feel, extra-safe, mutual climax (yeah, right), thin-feel, intense, extra-thin, pleasure me, extended pleasure (for the love of god, why?), extra sensitive lubricated, orgasmic, classic jeans (I swear to fuck I’m not making these up), latex free, performa, the list goes on. 522 more words