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44 Hilarious Tweets About Food That'll Make You Cry Laughing Then Order A Pizza

I’ve scoured Twitter and I’ve found them. The funniest tweets about food the internet has to offer, in one post for your convenience. Prepare yourselves. 1,088 more words

Humor

sitting in a cabin, knowing i have to be patient and remain hidden here for a while.  looking across the room to the owner of the home sitting at his computer.   23 more words

50 Ways To Fuck Each Other - Wicked Wednesday #247

I heard a song a while ago,

“50 Ways To Leave Your Lover.”

With a tip of hat

I wrote a poem like that,

Called “50 Ways To Fuck Each Other”. 281 more words

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The Russian

Having a profile set up on a few swinger lifestyle sites I get offers from single men on occasion. Most I delete with disinterest, I’m not easily impressed. 568 more words

Sex

Christie & Adam: Jason Swings

Continues from here.

That’s right, Jason the drunken prick took a swing at me!

As you might have guessed I’m not a fighter, I’m a lover, haha! 1,426 more words

Daily Prompt

Weekend With MasterPart 2

As I get up to go out of the room you lay back on the cold sofa enjoying the cool feeling on your red ass cheeks. 1,873 more words

Sex