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Dear Autocorrect

What the fuck is guck? The Oxford Dictionary describes it as a slimydirty, or otherwise unpleasant substance. In other words it isn’t fuck. 137 more words

Migraine binge

So last night I went for a drink, had two ciders and had a laugh, I got home with the intention of going out again, however I was apparently helping mind my visiting nephews the next day. 390 more words

As Fuck - The evolution of measurement.

There’s a certain thrill you get when you go after the forbidden fruit, the seductive temptress, the fire in your loins, the creme of the crop, the married woman. 1,374 more words


I Hide Behind a Smile

I feel like I’m faking my entire life right now. I smile when someone smiles at me. I laugh when people make jokes, and smile kindly when appropriate. 593 more words

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