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Cotton candy

If I had
A thousand fucks
I’d give them all
To you.


And not a single f**k was given by this pedestrian

This pedestrian walks right into traffic and is unfazed by the cars crashing around him.



I’ve read many a blog post on the webs as to write women of a generally sensitive disposition write BDSM¬†erotica and to be honest I just saw them as self-fulfilling¬†prophecy, poor attempts of advertising disguised as something else claiming it was all about sexually and this may rather blunt but I saw right through them, for a start women of a sensitive nature and those easily offended by the likes of 50 shades of grey do not write erotica where the main theme within considers several scenes of a person being swung from the rafter but instead they mills and boon-esque flowery romance in which lovers are snuck into scenarios much like the gardener within D.H. 138 more words


Waking up

Bought a book. Going to start reading again.
Sun is starting to show temperature is getting warmer. Going to take walks again.
Slowly waking up and seeing things clearly. 40 more words

Just doing cat things... like disregarding your wishes, breaking your possessions, and giving zero f!#%s

“Oh, what? You didn’t want me to break that glass? Sorry I’m not sorry.” -Every cat in the history of the world.


Day to Night

Who said the consumption of alcohol is reserved for the afternoon hours of 5pm to 12am?! Some stupid fuck that’s who! Well FINALLY the fuck dynasters have discovered a beer for all hours of the day! 97 more words


Sexy Saturdays

Sexy Saturday of January 31st we, the champions at Fuck Dynasty, adventured into several realms of unknown. From flouncing across a mountain bridge with blunt in hand, to letting our snatches play the next Uno turn, we have successfully conquered new territory in the land of badassery. 209 more words