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Let's Get Drunk & Watch CSPAN Together

Last night I dreamt that your mom was Vanna White.
I wanted to tell her that I love you but I couldn’t afford to buy any vowels. 322 more words

The Tunnel of Love & Corndogs

Our car broke down so we got there late but the parking was free & the midway is a terror-cade of funnel cake lit up like a nighttime skyline. 298 more words

Not to mention the amount of money people could make

Not to mention the amount of money people could make