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Jack and Jill # 18

Jack: Where were you all this while? I missed you.

Jill: Awww… Really? You did? *eyes flutter*

Jack: Of course, I did. I am so used to you that I felt incomplete. 92 more words

Creative Writing

2016 So Far

My initial period of sobriety, healthy eating and not picking my skin, of course failed after a few weeks. However, ive only been able to drink twice because it seems that my body has had enough of my shit. 537 more words

Nature

Horse Dramas

I still havnt done anything about the horse i was offered. Its been over a month and i still havnt been able to report them and quit, or take him and risk huge vet bills. 198 more words

Nature

You are never too old..... to brake your shaker.

I love Zumba.

Today was Zumba day.

I added the belt recently to the work out, as we have added a lot of Bollywood to our hour. 72 more words

Funny

Why...

I like to be early for things. I like feeling confident that I am not rushing to get somewhere. The only time I’m not early or on time is when I have to drop the munch off at school. 799 more words

Parenting

One Witty Poodle

A wealthy older woman decides to go on a photo safari to Africa, and takes her faithful aged poodle, Cuddles, along for the company. 373 more words

Anecdotes

Wisdom, Some of Which May Be Applicable in the OCR World

I’m a person who’s alive and who has a blog. That means that I’m smart and I have wisdom to share, dammit. And some of it is directly relevant to obstacle course racing, or at least tangentially related. 274 more words

Funny