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Yours, Sincerely, Giraffe

Title: Yours, Sincerely, Giraffe

Author: Megumi Iwasa

Series: N/A

Recommended for: Pre-K-3rd grades

Pages: 104

Call Number/Link:  J FICTION IWASA, M.

Synopsis: Giraffe is bored, as usual. 82 more words


Premature Aging by Mail

Jesus Christ… ok so… I’m named after my father. His name is Alan. He’s 70. And we currently live in the same house.

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Heard this on Pandora today. It cracked me up. Yeah, I know I’m weird. I like it that way. ;)

Murphy and O’Brien go out into the woods, they come to a clearing and see an abandoned well. 316 more words

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