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All I Want Spore Christmas Is You

He takes up so mushroom in my heart!

He really is a fungi.

And so easy-going. He’s no truffle at all.

Plus, he provides real morel support. 23 more words

Daily Ramblings

Single for the Weekend

I always sort of scoffed at the idea that opposites attract… until I fell in love with Jake.

You see, Jake is literally the most outgoing person I’ve ever met. 2,266 more words


I Drink Coffee For Your Protection

After a long, hard day of work and a splitting headache that was close to becoming a migraine, I decided to toss back three Tylenol with a coffee chaser. 67 more words


Off sick.

I feel like hot wet dog crap. 😭

The dry cough is now productive and I’ve been having on and off fever today. The fever seems to worsen every time I sleep, because I always wake up feeling like I’m rising from the dead. 425 more words