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What Does Your Road Trip Sound Like?

The Mellix family was on the road this weekend. We took a short road trip (2 hours) to Darlington, SC where my husband sang at a youth service. 294 more words


This Hot, Hot Heat

Let me set the scene: it it summer, today the temperature is 32, feels like 36. But it doesn’t feel like 36, it feels like I am on the surface of the sun and 5 seconds of being outside I have visible sweat on my face. 238 more words


Anal, Oops Annual Physical Exam 2016

Another year, it’s another year.

Another year for the effin hassle urinalysis. I’m serious. The moment I woke up last Thursday morning, the only one thing that was running through my mind… 1,053 more words


The Crash-Proof Human

This sculpture, known as Graham, is what a human would look like if they evolved to survive car crashes. Graham is part of the Towards Zero… 299 more words


I'm getting married naked.

Gail and I are living the besties dream, y’all. We’re looking at being engaged at the same time. Naturally, this means we spend all of our time poring over $16 bridal magazines, discussing the merits of white versus ivory, and sewing lace to burlap. 982 more words


The catnip candy cane and the unimpressed cat

So I’m on the phone with my friend, Brenda. And she says, “You have a cat, don’t you? I thought I remembered you saying you have a cat.” 1,402 more words


A case of a love bi-polar

“Hot N’ Cold” song is a good way to learn opposites, as it talks about a “love bi-polar”. Furthermore, the video is really funny. 951 more words