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Jesus Christ… ok so… I’m named after my father. His name is Alan. He’s 70. And we currently live in the same house.
Apparently, despite the fact that MVP provides my insurance and therefore has my SOCIAL SECURITY NUMBER and obviously my AGE on fucking record… AND the fact that I am the opposite gender…The similarity of name is too much for them. 85 more words
I’m pretty sure no one has used a Logan’s Run reference on their 30th birthday in the last 20 years, but it is truly one of my favorite movies. 1,042 more words