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Top 10 Best Welcome Messages from Dating Sites

  1. You are funny. How many men with disorders did you meet?
  2. Would you like to fall in love with me? Please let me know
  3. Lmao. your extensive list criteria is structured exactly the way I would make a list (I’m a coordinator at an IT company).I respect your candor so respect mine.
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Spooj On The Beach

I met him on Match, which I’d joined as an attempt to tiptoe back into dating after a very painful divorce. He sent me a message saying my profile was intriguing and he would love a shot at meeting me. 883 more words


Take your pet on a date

We met at a local pub for a few drinks, and we got chicken fingers. The conversation was terrible, but I noticed she was taking the chicken fingers and ripping them up in her hands and putting the breeding in her huge purse. 70 more words


Best At Guessing

Once upon a time……somewhere on a dating site……

Him: Hi, you are smoking hot! Wanna go swimming together?


Him: Or we can go eat together… 17 more words


Another Horror Online Dating Story

I went for a drink with a guy I had been chatting with online. He seemed pretty normal (good job, intelligent, funny). His first question on sitting down with our drinks was whether I was up for anal. 58 more words


Best Guys Names from Dating Sites. Part II

Some people put lots of effort in their names. But the meaning stays unknown.

  1. PeckHorne
  2. NuclearGoat
  3. GenericRefuse
  4. AnAlphaCuck
  5. IceBergJerm
  6. LumberJack01
  7. TheNumberWhite
  8. Captain7Hook
  9. OneFakinDyyz
  10. ChickenSoupForTheHeart



Loose Ends 

In dating, nothing is ever secure or on a firm foundation. It’s like we are all building houses of cards instead of pouring concrete. The end result remains the same, cards fall down. 769 more words