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How, exactly, does a boob become enlightened?

Mornin’ all.

I come to you this morning older. I’d like to say wiser, but we both know that’s not true. It was my birthday on Wednesday! 1,935 more words

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If you think I look like shit now, you should have seen me on Monday!

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I’ve been sick all week with an infection. It has been less than fun. In fact, it was a big ball of NOT fun. 2,330 more words

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88 headlines NOT from The Onion

Originally posted on Thought Catalog.

Are these really not Onion articles, you ask? Sadly, no. They’re real. And funny as hell. I had trouble picking a favorite, but after a lot of hemming and hawing, I think it has to be #21: “Florida Shopper Videotaped Putting Chainsaw in Pants.” Or maybe it’s #85: “Some Children’s Cereals Packed with Sugar, Study Finds.” #88 is pretty funny, too. 882 more words

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Cold, gray, possibly snowy. Yep, it's March.

Mornin’ all.

Many years ago, my dad came over for a BBQ. He brought with him the usual array of snacks for the kiddies, only this time, he also had something for me. 2,292 more words

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If it walks like a duck, and quacks like a duck, it's probably just the illuminati screwing with you.

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Holy mamajama am I awake. Maxwell House was on sale. I hate Maxwell House, but it was on sale. Sale trumps taste buds every time. 2,205 more words

Beth Reason

Can we actually get through this without a crash?!

Mornin’ all.

My computer is still screwed.

Every time I think I’ve got it, it’s another trip to Crash City for me. I don’t know how long we have this morning before everything locks in a frozen, bitter wasteland, but it’s been awhile since we’ve chatted, and I just HAVE to write something. 1,922 more words

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I'mma get right to the point today:

Mornin’ all.

Usually when I see headlines that crack me up or make me roll my eyes, I hop on here and have some sort of friendly – some may say rambling- intro. 1,497 more words

Beth Reason