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Can we actually get through this without a crash?!

Mornin’ all.

My computer is still screwed.

Every time I think I’ve got it, it’s another trip to Crash City for me. I don’t know how long we have this morning before everything locks in a frozen, bitter wasteland, but it’s been awhile since we’ve chatted, and I just HAVE to write something. 1,922 more words


I'mma get right to the point today:

Mornin’ all.

Usually when I see headlines that crack me up or make me roll my eyes, I hop on here and have some sort of friendly – some may say rambling- intro. 1,497 more words

Beth Reason

The spooky twang of a theremin can mean only one thing...

Mornin’ all.

“Uh, you feeling okay, Bethie?”


“You sure?”

…yeeeaaah. I’m fine. Why?

Wait. Do you know something I don’t know? Should I be feeling *not* okay?!? 2,085 more words

Beth Reason

I didn't wanna, but I had no choice....

Mornin’ all.

I wasn’t going to do this today.

This was my intended morning agenda:

1. Get up.

2. Get coffee.

3. Remove cat from keyboard. 1,801 more words

Beth Reason

A tumbleweed just rolled on by. That can only mean one thing 'round here...

Mornin’ all.

My ninja cat almost took me out this morning. I was halfway down the stairs when she materialized out of nowhere and decided it was time to finish her training and ascend to the level of jonin. 1,667 more words

Beth Reason

Random Humor to Start the Weekend...

Forget the work week with a few laughs… 93 more words