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The spooky twang of a theremin can mean only one thing...

Mornin’ all.

“Uh, you feeling okay, Bethie?”


“You sure?”

…yeeeaaah. I’m fine. Why?

Wait. Do you know something I don’t know? Should I be feeling *not* okay?!? 2,085 more words

Beth Reason

I didn't wanna, but I had no choice....

Mornin’ all.

I wasn’t going to do this today.

This was my intended morning agenda:

1. Get up.

2. Get coffee.

3. Remove cat from keyboard. 1,801 more words

Beth Reason

A tumbleweed just rolled on by. That can only mean one thing 'round here...

Mornin’ all.

My ninja cat almost took me out this morning. I was halfway down the stairs when she materialized out of nowhere and decided it was time to finish her training and ascend to the level of jonin. 1,667 more words

Beth Reason

On Satire Bits: The Finale

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The first post I dedicated to a collection of satire from The Onion was on November 8, 2011. Five weeks later, the second post. 377 more words

The Onion

On Satire Bits: Vol. 129

Hey there? How’s your week going?

Mine has been OK to this point with some errands, visits, phone calls, etc. I cram those into the first part of the week because my part-time job occupies the end of the week.  276 more words

The Onion