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No sane person wears a red sponge nose...

Mornin’ all.

As you can see, I survived the attempted poisoning-by-coffee the other morning, though it took a rapid infusion of Zantac to pull through. I had a heart to heart with Teen Beta about the long term dangers of drinking his own alchemy experiments and suggested that instead, he saved his yearning for scientific discovery for the lab. 2,636 more words

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Another funny headline. ...

This one from this morning’s Globe and Mail (one of Canada’s two national newspapers):

I got a bit of guff from over of my colleagues, who explained to me that the headline meant that the high jumper had surpassed expectations and had achieved the top of his field in winning the gold medal.

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Rio Olympics 2016, Zika

  • The Guys discuss the Rio Olympics, and athletes who’ve dropped out for fear of Zika
  • The guys discuss Russia being the host of the next World Cup…
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Time to wrangle the world for a bit

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Has coffee ever just stopped working for you?

It seems like the past couple weeks, my morning Joe does nothing for my pep and vigor. 2,282 more words

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I hope I have enough tissues today...

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I shouldn’t be doing this.

I just wanted to make it clear that I am completely and totally procrastinating. I have a list a mile long of tasks that must be finished, and, even in the best of scenarios, won’t. 2,044 more words

The only tale of muffins on the internet that's G-rated

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Have you ever wondered why kitty kibble comes in various shapes?

We ran out of my cat’s food and couldn’t find her brand here in town. 2,722 more words

How, exactly, does a boob become enlightened?

Mornin’ all.

I come to you this morning older. I’d like to say wiser, but we both know that’s not true. It was my birthday on Wednesday! 1,935 more words

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