Joke for today
Did you hear about the new blonde paint?
It’s not real bright, but its cheap, and spreads easy.
What did the blonde’s left leg say to her right leg? 107 more words
1 hour, 58 minutes ago
If we forget to shave, no one has to know.
We can congratulate our team-mate without ever touching her butt.
If we have a zit, we know how to conceal it. 61 more words
1 day, 2 hours ago
MANAGER (GUSSE ME) :- Tumne kabhi ulloo Dekha hai ???
KARAMCHARI :- Nahi sir !
MANAGER :- Baivakoof neeche kya dekh raha hai,
Meri taraf dekh …!!
1 day, 13 hours ago
SANTA NE EK VIDESHI NAGRIK SE POOCHHA :- Tum American ho !!
VIDESHI :- Nahi , mai japani hu..!!!
SANTA :- Nahi , tum American hi ho ! 35 more words
SANTA :- Yaar answer sheet par kya likhu…..????
BANTA :- Yahi ki is sheet par likhe gaye sabhi jawab kalapnik hai jinka
kisi bhi “KITAB”(book) se koi sambandh nahi hai…..!!!!!!!
SANTA HOSPITAL PAHAUNCHA OR NURSE SE BOLA :- Please mujhe ek botal khoon(blood) Dedo!!
NURSE :- Blood group batao..??
SANTA :- Koi bhi chalega …!! 12 more words
SANTA PAPPU SE :- Tumhara is ladke se kya rishta hai ?
PAPPU :- G! Bahut door ka rishta hai !!
SANTA :- Fir bhi kya rishta hai?? 30 more words