New Bloggy Cat
7 hours, 36 minutes ago
Joke for today
A groom waits at the altar with a huge smile on his face.
His best man asks, “Why do you look so excited?”
The groom replies, “I just had the best blow job I have ever had in my entire life, and I am marrying the wonderful woman who gave it to me.” 42 more words
17 hours, 14 minutes ago
Becoming the Oil and the Wine
“I hope you didn’t take it personally, Reverend,” an embarrassed woman said after church service, “when my husband walked out during your sermon.” 24 more words
17 hours, 15 minutes ago
A man is getting into the shower just as his wife is finishing up her shower, when the doorbell rings.
The wife quickly wraps herself in a towel and runs downstairs. 98 more words
17 hours, 20 minutes ago
1 day ago
Q. Why do blondes wear underwear?
A. To keep their ankles warm.
Q. What is a brunette between two blondes?
A. An interpreter.
Q. What’s the difference between a blonde and a brick? 133 more words
1 day, 17 hours ago
a man walks into a bar and he has a pet octopus. He sits down at the bar and says to the bartender “give us two beers over here!” 228 more words
2 days, 17 hours ago