Joke for today
A Travel Agent looked up from his desk to see an old lady and an old gentleman
peering in the shop window at the posters showing the glamorous destinations around the world. 156 more words
20 hours, 4 minutes
You pick up a hitchhiker… A beautiful girl.
Suddenly she faints inside your car and You take her to the hospital.
Now that’s stressful. 87 more words
1 day, 17 hours
Lose 10 quick lbs the Taylor Swift way! Plus, what are the sexiest names for men and women? And MIX listeners call in with stories of family members and friends caught stealing from them! 67 more words
1 day, 23 hours
One Sunday morning, the priest saw little Davey staring up at the large plaque that hung in the church’s foyer.
The plaque was covered with names and small American flags were mounted on either side of it. 47 more words
2 days, 17 hours
A police officer pulls over this guy who had been weaving in and out of the lanes.
He goes up to the guy’s window and says, “Sir, I need you to blow into this breathalyzer tube.” 124 more words
3 days, 17 hours
A police car pulls up in front of grandma Bessie’s house, and grandpa Morris gets out.
The polite policeman explained that this elderly gentleman said that he was lost in the park…and couldn’t find his way home. 45 more words
New Bloggy Cat
What does CPA stand for?
Can’t Pass Again.
4 days, 3 hours