Joke for today
… Police were summoned to a daycare center where a three-year-old was resisting a rest.
… Did you hear about the fellow whose entire left side was cut off? 88 more words
3 hours, 22 minutes ago
New Bloggy Cat
Why do bananas wear suntan lotion?
Because they peel.
13 hours, 15 minutes ago
A dog saw a sign that said: “Wet Paint” –
so he did! 16 more words
1 day, 18 hours ago
When fish are in schools, they sometimes take debate.
A thief who stole a calendar got twelve months.
When the smog lifts in Los Angeles U.C.L.A. 55 more words
3 days, 2 hours ago
How do Eskimos hold their homes together?
I-glue! 8 more words
3 days, 22 hours ago
Three men , a Canadian, Osama Bin Ladin and President
Bush are out walking together one day. They come across
a lantern and a Genie pops out of it. 151 more words
6 days, 3 hours ago
An Igbo engineer can’t find a job so he opens a clinic and puts a sign outside… “GET TREATMENT FOR N20,000 – IF NOT CURED GET BACK N100,000″ 179 more words
6 days, 18 hours ago