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3 Pilots

There was a Mexican, a American and a Japanese pilot.

They were taking turns flying over each of their countries so they were flying over Japan and the Japanese guy drops an apple on his country and the other two ask why he did that and he said “Because I love my country!” 172 more words


Car Shopping

A lady walks into a BMW dealership.

She browses around, spots the Top-of-the-line Beemer and walks over to inspect it.

As she bends over to feel the fine leather upholstery, she inadvertently breaks Wind. 119 more words


Doctor's Visit

Doctor: “What seems to be the problem today?”
Patient: “Doc, I’ve got the farts. I mean I fart all the time,”
The Doctor nods, “Hmm.” 97 more words


Never kiss a Nun

A cabbie picks up a Nun. She gets into the cab, and notices that the VERY handsome cab driver won’t stop staring at her. She asks him why he is staring. 207 more words


#FridayFunny: Tim Vine's One Liners...

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Lets offend everyone, 2

Years ago it was suggested, that an apple a day kept the doctor away.
But since all the doctors are now Muslims, I’ve found that a bacon… 185 more words