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Girl Getting Driver's Liscense

There was a young girl who lived up in the hills of Tennessee. She was about to turn sixteen, and couldn’t wait to get her driver’s liscense. 124 more words


Dirty grandma joke.

There once was a little boy who was celebrating his 11th birthday.

He decided to test his family to see if they remembered his birthday, so he goes downstairs to his father. 113 more words


I've got it worst

A tomato, a piece of gum, and a penis are all talking.

The tomato says “I’ve got the worst life, I get cut up and stuck in a sandwich”. 57 more words



Yesterday I was at my local COSTCO buying a large bag of Purina dog chow for my loyal pet, Biscuit, the Wonder Dog and was in the checkout line when woman behind me asked if I had a dog. 216 more words


Dead penis, joke

An old man, Mr. Smith, resides in a nursing home.

One day he went to the nurses office and informed nurse Jones that his penis had died. 68 more words


Very cross Nun, joke.

Submitted by eaf143

A car full of Irish nuns is sitting at a traffic light in downtown Dublin, when a bunch of rowdy drunks pull up alongside of them. 92 more words


Old man looking for love, joke.

Submitted by eaf143
I’m getting on in years and not the best looking guy anymore.

Some would even say I’m a little frayed around the edges…. 85 more words