A man walked into a small Irish pub and ordered three beers. Bartender was surprised, but he served that man three beers. One hour later the man ordered three beers again. 314 more words
12 hours, 19 minutes ago
Joke for today
Submitted by Eafpab
When I was young I decided I wanted to be a doctor
so I took the entrance exam to go to Medical School. 42 more words
19 hours, 12 minutes ago
Just to lighten your day.
Laugh out your sorrows ladies and gentlemen.
NB: We are not mocking those that wrote the billboard or banners but come to think of it, English is not by force …. 6 more words
1 day, 4 hours ago
An old man goes into the Social Security Office and fills out an application.
Too old to have a birth certificate, he is asked to prove he is old enough. 55 more words
4 days, 18 hours ago
A couple of geezers were sitting on a bench outside the nursing home, having
a little chat.
“How are you, Tom?” asked Marvin.
“I’m not feeling well today – utterly exhausted,” Tom replied. 31 more words
A little boy and his grandfather are raking leaves in the yard. The little
boy finds an earthworm trying to get back into its hole. He says, “Grandpa, 129 more words
A young couple got married and went on their honeymoon.
When they got back, the bride immediately called her mother.
“Well,” said her mother, “so how was the honeymoon?” Oh, mama,” she replied, “the honeymoon was wonderful! 140 more words
5 days, 18 hours ago