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Joke of the day - Parrot training

Mother: “Billy, are you teaching the parrot to swear?”

Billy: “No, mom. I’m just telling him what not to say.”


Mommy, my turtle is dead

“Mommy, my turtle is dead,” the little boy, Freddie, sorrowfully told his mother, holding the turtle out to her.

The mother kissed him on the head, then said, “That’s all right. 73 more words


Can I buy your lawnmower.

A preacher was making his rounds on a bicycle when he came
upon a little boy trying to sell a lawn mower.
“How much do you want for the mower?” asked the preacher. 165 more words


Genie and the lamp

A man was digging a ditch, when he uncovered a lamp.
When he brushed it off, a genie popped out, and said “To show my gratitude for releasing me, I’ll grant you one wish..” 92 more words


ugly woman

A trucker who has been out on the road for two weeks stops at a brothel outside Atlanta.

He walks straight up to the Madam, drops down £500 and says: … 45 more words


Joke of the day - Belch

Beth: “What does the Queen do when she burps?”

Susie: “She issues a royal pardon.”


Animal Pictures, joke

One day the teacher decides to play an animal game.
She holds up a picture of a giraffe and asks if anyone knows what it is. 143 more words