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Are You Looking For Trouble?

Mr. and Mrs. Brown had two sons. One was named Mind Your Own Business & the other was named Trouble.

One day the two boys decided to play hide and seek. 78 more words

Fun Friday

Their passions overcame them

A married man was having an affair with his secretary.
One day, their passions overcame them in the office and they took off for her house. 114 more words

Joke

Joke of the day - Gnome

A gnome is in the garden busily destroying some bushes when a house cat appears.

Cat:  “What are you?” 

Gnome:  “A gnome.  I steal food from humans, I kill their plants, I make annoying music at night to drive them crazy, and I love mischief. 23 more words

Humor

Joke of the day -Fleas

What do you call the fleas on the parrot?

Politics.

Humor

Priest and the Dying Man

The priest was preparing a dying man for his voyage into the great beyond.
Whispering firmly, the priest said, “Denounce the devil! Let him know how little you think of his evil!” 50 more words

Joke

Bihari Aurat Cheque Cash karane gai...!

Bihari Aurat Cheque Cash karane gai

Clerk- Sign karo
Aurat- Kaise?
Clerk- Jaise Khat k end me likhti ho.
Aurat ne likha-
“TOHAR CHUMMA KE INTEJAR Me, BiiiJLi.!

Funny Quotes

Dad: "Beta maine Tere liye Ladki Dekhi Hai.

Dad: “Beta maine Tere liye Ladki Dekhi Hai. 

Wo Rupmati Hai
Bhagyvati Hai
Gunvati Hai
Sarswati Hai…!”

Son: “Dad me kisi aur se pyaar karta hu aur woh,
Garbhavati hai!!”

Funny Quotes