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Joke of the day - Therapy session

When the new patient was settled comfortably on the couch, the psychiatrist began his therapy session.

Psychiatrist:  “I’m not aware of your problem.  So perhaps, you should start at the very beginning. 17 more words


Blow job, joke

A groom waits at the altar with a huge smile on his face.

His best man asks, “Why do you look so excited?”

The groom replies, “I just had the best blow job I have ever had in my entire life, and I am marrying the wonderful woman who gave it to me.” 42 more words


Walking Out

“I hope you didn’t take it personally, Reverend,” an embarrassed woman said after church service, “when my husband walked out during your sermon.” 24 more words

Fun Friday

800 to drop that towel

A man is getting into the shower just as his wife is finishing up her shower, when the doorbell rings.

The wife quickly wraps herself in a towel and runs downstairs. 98 more words


Joke of the day - Liar

Teacher:   “Do you know what happens to liars when they die?”

Timmy: “Yes, ma’am, they lie still.” 17 more words


Blonde jokes

Q. Why do blondes wear underwear?
A. To keep their ankles warm.

Q. What is a brunette between two blondes?
A. An interpreter.

Q. What’s the difference between a blonde and a brick? 133 more words


Pet octopus

a man walks into a bar and he has a pet octopus. He sits down at the bar and says to the bartender “give us two beers over here!” 228 more words