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Life of a Soccer Mom

When soccer (or really any sport) is your children’s lives, it becomes your life, and life seems to move around the sport.
Laundry loads are based around what jersey needs washed for tomorrow’s game. 79 more words


Livin The Mom Life

Hey ya’ll! So let me just get to the point here! A week and a half ago I made a promise to start a 100 days of selfies to document my journey with AdvoCare and weight loss! 475 more words


The hostage negotiator, the air traffic controller and me ... 

Motherhood can be best described using a whole lot of action words. I am constantly attempting to reach agreements, compromising, mediating, discussing and consulting. Along with a whole lot of directing, keeping people on course and securing their safety and well-being. 44 more words

Life's Little Lessons

Landing the Helicopter

helicopter parenting

  1. Informal

A style of parenting in which an overprotective mother or father discourages a child’s independence by being too involved in the child’s life: 549 more words


Being a woman 🙃

Tired. So very tired.

Anxious. So very anxious.

Am I depressed? Or am I just super tired? Or am I on my period? What if I’m pregnant again? 1,185 more words

WWE Restaurant Style

Motherhood Updates Part 24

Rowan has now become “that” kid at restaurants. Somewhere between 11 months and 12.5 months Rowan became a terrible toddler.  My husband and I used to pride ourselves on how well behaved our child was. 406 more words

Funny Mom

Actual Things: A Mother's Letters

Dear God,

I’m sorry that I called Savannah an “Asshole” behind her back today. I promise that I will try to be more patient and positive from now on. 258 more words