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My Kid is Weird

“We’re all a little weird. And life is weird. And when we find someone whose weirdness is compatible with ours, we join up with them and fall into mutually satisfying weirdness—and call it love—true love.” – Dr.

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Fat Girl Problems

  • Unable to see your feet
  • Unable to see your lady junk
  • Chub rub
  • Especially when the Chub rub wears out the inner thighs of your pants…
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You're Not an Asshole For Needing a Break

I love my kids more than anything, I really do. But sometimes I need a fucking break, pronto. I need to NOT be tending to everyone else’s needs- even if it’s just for twenty minutes. 333 more words

CODE BROWN: The Jelly Bean Incident

Long before our girl Oprah was doing yoga in a black spandex onesie on her lawn, I was on Weight Watchers. I loved it because I was on a diet but I could still have junk food. 1,229 more words

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Life of a Soccer Mom

When soccer (or really any sport) is your children’s lives, it becomes your life, and life seems to move around the sport.
Laundry loads are based around what jersey needs washed for tomorrow’s game. 79 more words

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