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Hot mess, cleaning less

Anyone else a hot mess here

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Most days my dishes are piled up like they currently are.

Laundry needs to be done.

Yesterday I vacuumed 🙀 194 more words

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The Sippy Cup Incident

I believe the year was 2007; my son was 3 and my daughter 5. I was working full time and my kids went to daycare. I don’t remember why but one day I was home during the day watching Opera. 2,402 more words

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Shhhhh!!! Don’t tell!

WOW!

I mean I know Beyoncé is big but can we all take a minute to acknowledge my follower count.

**************SEVEN***********

Bitches be jelly of me. 439 more words

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Spring broke

Approximately 6 am

*farting noises*

*silence*

I was really hoping the culprit would cease the bathroom humor.

*back to back farting noises*

*multiple farts going off nonstop” 495 more words

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mom zone

You are now entering mom zone…

This consists of messy hair days, no showers, leggings galore and screaming children.

And you can’t forget the alcohol 🥂🍺🍷🍹🍸🍾🍻 112 more words

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Hey There.

Remember that one time I was all like “ya I’m totally going to blog about my fitness journey”? No, me either. I think its been like a year since I wrote in this bad boy. 67 more words

Great feat of strength

Tonight the GOAT, Tom Brady, takes to the field for yet another run for a Super Bowl win. While the game may be exciting, the commercials are known to create a Twitter trend too. 274 more words

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