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Actual Things: A Mother's Letters

Dear God,

I’m sorry that I called Savannah an “Asshole” behind her back today. I promise that I will try to be more patient and positive from now on. 258 more words


Terrible Mothers Unite - Motherhood Updates 23

My new favorite saying is “If it makes him happy…” This statement can apply to many scenarios.

“Clara your son is lighting the dog on fire…” 464 more words

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Teething Nightmare - Motherhood Updates Part 22

Teething sucks. Let me repeat that – TEETHING SUCKS!!!! Teething is God’s way of insuring we don’t over populate the earth too quickly. Any parent who has had a difficult child during their teething phase would close up their baby making parts real fast…I know I have! 450 more words

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Ep. 24 The Mom behind the MomCo App Jillian Darlington

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In less than a year the MomCo app has taken off like a SoCal wildfire. It’s quickly become the go-to app for moms looking to set up play dates, meet other moms and find services all at your fingertips. 184 more words


Revenge of the Holiday Martini - Motherhood Updates Part 21

Updates on Motherhood Part 21

Like I mentioned a couple of weeks ago, I would be writing about my adventures of too much to drink and still being on midnight feeding duty. 626 more words

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The Baby is a Perverted Cat

Rowan has started hissing like a cat. Our daycare lady used to own a pet shop and when the shop closed, any animals who didn’t get adopted found their forever home with her. 399 more words

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Secret Santa Ideas

There I was, minding my own business, when the Secret Santa list goes up at work. Don’t get me wrong, I love Secret Santa. Giving and receiving. 551 more words