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Hot mess, cleaning less

Anyone else a hot mess here


Most days my dishes are piled up like they currently are.

Laundry needs to be done.

Yesterday I vacuumed 🙀 194 more words


The Sippy Cup Incident

I believe the year was 2007; my son was 3 and my daughter 5. I was working full time and my kids went to daycare. I don’t remember why but one day I was home during the day watching Opera. 2,402 more words

Funny Mom

Shhhhh!!! Don’t tell!


I mean I know Beyoncé is big but can we all take a minute to acknowledge my follower count.


Bitches be jelly of me. 439 more words


Spring broke

Approximately 6 am

*farting noises*


I was really hoping the culprit would cease the bathroom humor.

*back to back farting noises*

*multiple farts going off nonstop” 495 more words


mom zone

You are now entering mom zone…

This consists of messy hair days, no showers, leggings galore and screaming children.

And you can’t forget the alcohol 🥂🍺🍷🍹🍸🍾🍻 112 more words

Funny Mom

Hey There.

Remember that one time I was all like “ya I’m totally going to blog about my fitness journey”? No, me either. I think its been like a year since I wrote in this bad boy. 67 more words

Great feat of strength

Tonight the GOAT, Tom Brady, takes to the field for yet another run for a Super Bowl win. While the game may be exciting, the commercials are known to create a Twitter trend too. 274 more words