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Worried?

Contrary to the wisdom of the great American statesman and bon vivant, Alfred E. Newman who said “What, me worry?”, we at Bumbastorie are suffering from a high level of concern… 138 more words

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A Thanksgiving Card from the Cement Elephants

Happy Thanksgiving. Bumbastories has already posted this Thanksgiving Greeting from the cement elephants twice, but what the heck. On a serious note, it is incumbent on us to mention that Bumba has maintained a long abstinence from all spiritual contact – and indeed any and all forms of communication – with any and all cement animal sculptures. 188 more words

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Moron Writing 

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For any more Moron Writing or any more More on Writing a professional consultation is recommended. 491 more words

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Advice to the Lovelorn 

Dear Dr. Zumba,

My girlfriend’s mother says that I’m crazy. She says that this blogging is a sickly compulsion. I kid you not! Those were her exact words: sickly compulsion. 375 more words

The End? Groundhog Day 2017

Unless someone like you cares a whole awful lot, nothing is going to get better.  It’s not.  Says Dr. Seuss.  But, what does he know about groundhogs?  31 more words