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Wergle Flomp Competition for Humorous Poetry

Can you make the judges laugh? Free to enter. One entry per person. Deadline for this year is 1 April 2015. Full details: https://winningwriters.com/our-contests/wergle-flomp-humor-poetry-contest-free

Creative Writing

Peter J. King - The Ballad of Deke and Yvonne: a tale of East Oxford

There once was a girl with hair like corn
Whose mum had died when she was born;
She lived in a flat
With her dad and a cat, 265 more words

Short Humorous Poetry: "Thou Hateth Mondays"

Thou Hateth Mondays

Monday…is creeping upon us…
Creeping upon us…
… It’s hard to leave the weekend,
it takes all of my energy,
but I must arise… 37 more words



There was a girl called Lin, who ate chocolates from a tin. Surely tis no sin to scoff chocolates from a tin?


Geoff Lander - A Hard Knock Life

It’s odd how a fracas provides underscoring
of just how the job of a pundit is boring.

After rallying cars in the Dales (which is hell) 70 more words

Sweatpants Cause DivorceĀ 

Eva Mendes has stated with force,

That wearing sweatpants will end in divorce,

An extreme reaction I would say,

Considering I’ve been wearing pyjamas all day, 51 more words