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THE OLD FLY SWATTER

THE OLD FLY SWATTER

Granny rocked on the porch

With her old fly swatter,

And she did something bad,

She really hadn’t ought-er!

A fly had landed on Pappy’s head, 64 more words

MY LOVE FOR YOU (Two Versions)

MY LOVE FOR YOU (Version One)

My love for you is dying,

And along with it, I go,

I care no more for thinking how… 82 more words

And Make it Zippy!!!

An Open Letter to Panasonic, Apple and Ziplock

Since it is true, I must report–
my phone cord’s always two feet short
of reaching from the wall connection… 192 more words

The delusions of man...

I hereby anoint you the voice of God to set my children free

One day, one day soon I say, soon you will finally see… 291 more words

Music & Poetry

Children raise moral in Broken Countries

In a country in where work is grueling,

Overseers are menacing, hope is fleeting, but there are many children-

I recommend getting all the kids and youth to tell jokes to everybody, in order to raise moral. 73 more words

Poems

THE FLY IN MY SOUP!

THE FLY IN MY SOUP

I looked down at my pea soup,

And I promise, it’s no joke,

I saw a housefly swimming

A great backstroke! 111 more words