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Release!

Poop, I finally release you!

Escape! For I’ve held you prisoner too long.

The shame of constipation, knew

That I longed to hear, your freedom song! 43 more words

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FUNNY POEMS: "My mum is an Alien"

I THINK MY MUM IS AN ALIEN,
NO REALLY , HONESTLY, IT’S TRUE,
SHE SAYS SHE HAS EYES IN THE BACK OF HER HEAD,
WELL THAT’S A FLIPPIN’ BIG CLUE. 129 more words

Inspiration

Bland

On the day of Odin

I did not deliver.

Like a blizzard snowed in

Nothing left, not even a sliver.

I wanted to, or course… 61 more words

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Your go-go-ness

If you wanna-wanna be it
take-a take-a look inside.
The courage and go-go-ness
already in you reside.

Instead of: “I can’t-ta, can’t-ta.”
Try: “I can-a, I will try!” 13 more words

Hilarious

FUNNY POEMS: "My younger days" by Maya Angelou

When I was in my younger days,
I weighed a few pounds less,
I needn’t hold my tummy in
to wear a belted dress.

But now that I am older, 127 more words

Inspirational Poems

FUNNY POEMS: "What Father knows" by Edgar Albert Guest

My father knows the proper way
The nation should be run;
He tells us children every day
Just what should now be done.
He knows the way to fix the trusts, 214 more words

Inspirational Poems

Tobacco Salad

Minded my own business
I was strolling down the way
out jump this shadow figure
He say “Hey don’t be afraid”.

“You gotta hundred willing wives! 409 more words

Poetry