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Of Money

Of Money

Give money me, take friendship whoso list,
For friends are gone come once adversity.
When money yet remaineth safe in chest,
That quickly can thee bring from misery. 246 more words




Once the grass had grown waist-high,
some summer nights, my dad and I
accompanied by the shake and rattle
of his old truck, would go watch cattle. 478 more words

Daily Post

Is my brain pink?

The Science Museum in London is in the press,

Over an exhibit had been causing the marketing team a lot of stress,

You see, they have a game with a brain, 151 more words

Funny Poems

Poem of the Day

Pickled peppers

Polly Packer picked a pile of pickled peppers

outweighing the paltry peck that Peter chose.

Poor Peter Piper’s paused his pepper picking

and all he picks at present is his nose. 46 more words

Poem Of The Day

'His steed was a gigantic Prius' - the hard thing about occasional poems

I believe (i.e. this is not a statement I can back up with scientific data) that it used to be quite common to give and receive original poems as gifts – the poems were not given  663 more words

Poet's Parody

I want to write a poem but I have no ability with words, so
I will stick odd words on the end of lines. People… 103 more words

Creative Writing

Two Llamas

Two Llamas

The Llama is a wooly sort of fleecy hairy goat,
With an indolent expression and an undulating throat
Like an unsuccessful literary man. 204 more words