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Sasicos have obligatory rules for civility. Any Sasico who raises his voice is automatically turned into a toad. So is any Sasico who walks on the grass. 228 more words


Dr. Duece 

​Pooing in the hospital is never fun

Will I get sick from sitting in here?

Paranoia hits and I just want to be done

Because also my girl is waiting in fear… 33 more words


Pyjamas drama in Tesco

Two women wore their pyjamas to a Tesco,

It’s not like they were going al fresco,

It’s indoors and they just popped in for a snack, 167 more words

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he sat in the shopping cart,

as if it was a boat on the open seas

holding on with his paws

his face in the breeze – 20 more words

Animal Assisted Therapy

Oh Christmas Tree

Dear Christmas tree,
Christmas tree oh Christmas tree,

Why can’t I dangle my baubles on thee,

My kittens are obsessed with your danglies,

Even the posh ones I bought from Hamleys (baubles not kittens), 58 more words

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