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Sweet Cetaceans, a whale poem

Here I tried to merge two tracks in Audacity.

Again I read too fast! One day, I will learn.

I shifted the gain to -8dB on the whalesong noises, with lots of fade-in/fade-out effects in combination to keep the whales from honking over the poem. 96 more words


Lego slippers

Since the beginning of time (maybe) there has been the slipper,

To help keep your feet feeling chipper,

Protection against the cold,

And kitchen floor mould, 58 more words


Peep Show Review (in a poem)

Three years they’ve been gone – sob sob sob

But Peep Show is back and they’ve done a stirling job,

My name sake (Sam Bain) and Jesse Armstrong have penned a great script, 120 more words


The Toad

I wondered where all his big words came from

he often had the strangest arrangements

black and white dogma

slick little rambling rhymes

And then he told me about the toad… 20 more words