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A Comedy bake

I love the Great British Bake off,

It’s like comedy and baking have had a cake off,

The puns are delicious,

The goods are rarely nutritious, 78 more words

Funny Poems

Midnight at the WalMart

By A. Friend

A parody of T. S. Eliot’s “Morning at the Window

They are dribbling basketballs down all the sections,
And among the ransacked aisles of deli meat… 62 more words

A. Friend

FUNNY POEMS: "Cheesecake"


When your soul is listless, wan and weary
and you know not what to do;
You need a lift, a comfort zone,
to sink and curl into… 192 more words


Fighting the Afro

Two weeks of head covering is enough
It’s windy today, the wig is loose, I can’t risk it
No cash for a weave, human hair nor synthetic… 290 more words


Android 18

By A. Friend

A parody of William Shakespeare’s “Sonnet 18

Shall I compare thee to a Dragon Ball?
Thou art more curvy and more picturesque. 91 more words

A. Friend

I Scream for Ice Cream

By A. Friend

A parody of Edgar Allan Poe’s “A Dream Within a Dream

Take this scoop upon thy bowl!
And in eating this, pay toll, 130 more words

A. Friend

FUNNY POEMS: "Remember when"...

Remember When…

A computer was something on TV
From a science fiction show of note.
A window was something you hated to clean,
And ram was the cousin of a goat…

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