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A Poet (But No One Knows It)

I’ve emerged out of season–
what was the chance?
I’m either late for the party,
or early for the dance.

A bloom on my own– 35 more words

Photography

I survived the Kent Earthquake 2015 - a poem.

T’was not quite 3 o’clock, when I had quite a shock

As I woke from my dreamy slumber.

The flat it did shunt, Craig awoke with a grunt… 67 more words

Poetry

Poems, Headaches, and Mjolnir

This is one of my most favoritest poems ever. If you can’t tell, I prefer poetry that speaks about something solid. Especially funny poetry.

I’ve Got An Incredible Headache… 197 more words

Encouraging

Dawn V. Cahill reblogged this on Dawn V. Cahill and commented:

Now this is poetry...

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A collection of short, rude funny sex-poems. No stone left unturned in this hilariously bitchy and wickedly honest look at sex today. No, that’s it, nothing else. 43 more words

A Royal Night Out

So I play Mary in A Royal Night Out,

With a herbal cigarette and a cockney pout,

It’s a film about the princesses in 1945, 61 more words

Poetry

Life of an Indian Soap Opera

It starts with a happening promo,
claiming to be adapted from a famous novel,
with all the new and known stars,
entering every other reality show, 132 more words

Funny

There's Mosters!


There’s monsters in my closet,

And underneath my bed.

Momma doesn’t understand

Why nighttime’s filled with dread.

I lay and clutch my pillow,

In blanket wrapped up tight. 137 more words

Poetry