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MY BLEAKY, LEAKY BLADDER!

MY BLEAKY, LEAKY BLADDER!

I had an itchy toe fungus,

But what’s even sadder,

I sprung a new leak

In my bleaky, leaky bladder,

Now, when I reach down… 17 more words

Sale Day at the Knock-off Designer Purse Store

Sale Day at the Knock-off Designer Purse Store

Shoppers are in a quandary. They’ll put up with no delay.
We advertised new bargains available today. 159 more words

A LITTLE SUNSHINE, A LOT OF CHOCOLATE!

A LITTLE SUNSHINE, A LOT OF CHOCOLATE!

Sunshine for a while,
Shining down on your face,

Makes you want to smile!
And puts you in a happy place! 39 more words

BLACKBERRIES!

BLACKBERRIES

I love blackberries,

Yummy, yum, yum!

They taste so sweet

In my tummy, tum, tum!

But if picked too soon,

My face looks like a prune, 15 more words

MY LOVER LOOKS LIKE HER DADDY!

MY LOVER LOOKS LIKE HER DADDY!

I looked into my lover’s eyes,

And realized, to my surprise,

She looks just like her daddy!

For this, I was not ready! 92 more words

MY ROCKING CHAIR

MY ROCKING CHAIR

Oh, how I love

My Brumby rocking chair,

I solve all the world’s problems

While rocking there,

When I am rocking

I’m filled with peace and mirth, 34 more words

FATHER TIME AND ETERNAL ITCHING

FATHER TIME AND ETERNAL ITCHING

They say Father Time

Is a mean sum bitch,

He’ll steal your last scratch

So you’ll forever itch,

But I say Father Time… 19 more words