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KING OF THE BARN YARD!

KING OF THE BARN YARD

I’m the king of the barn yard,

A job that’s really darn hard!

Each day, I greet the dawn

With a sleepy, wistful yawn! 74 more words

Bed-Rock Shenanigans

Rock clouds that rain rock rain that hits rock bottom while

playing loud rock music all through the rock atmosphere under the rock sun with rock winds blowing rocks sideways through the rock air that is no air. 107 more words

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Two Old Poems 2

Okay, guys! You all seemed to really enjoy the two old poems post, and so I’m going to do it again. I rustled up two more poems from my old school work which I am going to share with you today. 125 more words

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Mary, Mary...

“Mary Mary quite contrary,
How does your garden grow?”

“I live in a flat, so don’t be a prat,
You know all of my flowers are faux.”

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MY NEUROTIC, MANIACAL HYPOCHONDROSIS!

MY NEUROTIC, MANIACAL HYPOCHONDROSIS!

My doctor gave me a strange diagnosis,

I have Neurotic Maniacal Hypochondrosis!

What that means, I don’t know, but I know I feel bad, 135 more words

SMILING AT LIFE!

SMILING AT LIFE!

I was sitting here thinking

About how my life is stinking,

But you helped me to find my way!

Your mother in law’s a snoop, 55 more words

Decisions

I’m in a sticky situation,
And I can’t make up my mind.
Which of these paths I should take,
And which to leave behind.

The one in front’s attractive, 75 more words

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