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Edinburgh Fringe 

Next week marks the start of the the fringe,

Yes team it’s time for a comedy binge,

Get those rain macs and comfy shoes ready, 110 more words


Rex the Friendly Dinosaur

Rex was a friendly dinosaur
The friendliest one around
While other T-rexes were roaring loudly
He made the faintest of sounds

Rex loved to sing lullabies… 119 more words


It's That-a-way (Good Luck)

I feel terrible pointing the way
when people are in distress.
Instead of being a comfort station,
it’s an “Out of Order” mess!


Poem of the Day

Pirate plight
by Jenny Erlanger

Though pirates get by

with a patch on one eye

their lives out at sea can be grim.

No wonder they’re mean, 49 more words

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by Allan Cropper

There’s a booger in my hanky, it’s been there for half an hour

It is fresh and it is green, but it tastes a little sour… 186 more words

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Poem of the Day

Green winter
by Nadine Cranenburgh

In winter my feet get quite chilly

So I wear umpteen socks, I’m not silly

When the gas bills come in… 16 more words

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Poem of the Day

Feeling Weird
by Allan Cropper

Have you woken up to find
you don’t know how you feel?
That’s how I felt when I woke up today. 125 more words

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