YOU DON’T NEED A VALENTINE!
Dear Daughter, you will be just fine,
You don’t need a Valentine!
Guys are like beasts, belching and boring, 117 more words
2 days, 10 hours ago
THE FRENCH QUARTER JAM!
I found a small, unique club
Down near the French Quarter,
I wanted a drink and grub,
But I drank more than I oughter, 137 more words
4 days, 10 hours ago
I HAD A BAD DAY!
I had a bad day,
That’s all I gotta say,
First, I slipped and fell on the bathroom mat,
Then, I dropped the coffee pot on the cat, 63 more words
1 week, 1 day ago
SILLY IN THE ZOO
Please don’t laugh at me,
Yes, I’m in a zoo,
But from where I sit,
You look silly, too!
Between the two of us, 18 more words
1 week, 4 days ago
When you pucker up to kiss,
Your lips are like heat-seeking missiles,
Science proves your lips are hotter
Than when you pucker up to whistle, 23 more words
2 weeks ago
Lying with the wolves,Imposter was the sheep.No naive little lamb this,But a nefarious anthropologist!The Plan was to solveHow to domesticate a wolf. 35 more words
2 weeks, 1 day ago
THE BEAR HAIR LOTION!
Try my bear hair lotion,
Make your bald head come alive!
You’ll grow thick grizzly hair
For just nineteen ninety- five! 22 more words