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There was a man who swore a lot,
‘cos he trapped his balls doing a squat,
he screamed out to heaven,
on rep number seven, 9 more words

Poetry

Love day fun!

Flowers in every hand,

Loving words sung by a cheesy band,

Cards with jokes and pictures of bears,

Married people walking around unawares,

Oh god it’s love day dash to the shop, 108 more words

Funny Poems

The Suicide's Soliloquy

The Suicide’s Soliloquy

Here, where the lonely hooting owl
Sends forth his midnight moans,
Fierce wolves shall o’er my carcase growl,
Or buzzards pick my bones. 296 more words

Poetry

Honeymoon, bottoms and bugs

Honey, moon sounds like an instruction,

For baring your bottom by way of introduction,

It’s not exactly a great first impression,

So I do … have a confession, 225 more words

Funny Poems

RAHUL GANDHI’S POLITICAL SANGAM

Frustrated and tired,
Rahul Gandhi rested in his homely attire.
His phone kept ringing,
Mommy dearest! What new tricks are you bringing?
He kept on switching between channels… 66 more words

Akhilesh Yadav

Ancient Music

Winter is icumen in,
Lhude sing Goddamm,
Raineth drop and staineth slop
And how the wind doth ramm!
Sing : Goddamm.
Skiddeth bus and sloppeth us, 99 more words

Poetry