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HUMOROUS POEMS: “Bifocal Trouble”

“Bifocal Trouble”

The wise optician smiled and said:
“The upper half to look ahead;
The lower half whereby to read;
And thus one pair is all you need. 181 more words


A Social Media Failure

I tried to win at YouTube but no one liked my stuff,

I tried Instagramming but my art’s not good enough.

I attempted blogging but had nothing much to say, 170 more words


N is for Children's Poet Kenn Nesbitt, #AtoZChallenge #ZtoA

Kenn Nesbitt

Kenn’s first children’s poem was written in 1994 after having dinner with a friend whose 4-year-old daughter did everything she could to get out of eating her dinner. 226 more words


Incandescent Insect Insomnia

photo from the internet                          

Both the Mills Brothers and Dean Martin recorded the song “Glow Worm” whose lyrics and tune I loved as a little girl. 95 more words

Daily Post

Inchoate Spring

In my neck of the woods this false Vernal Season

Inchoate Spring is plainly a copy of Winter:

Frigid April is insanely more like December, 47 more words

Being Aware


Sebby The Poet™
On my sick bed
Sorrounded by several pity souls
Praying for me the last prayer
Wishing me to fare well
With an extension of oxygen pipe… 264 more words

Funny Poems

W is for Colin West, Poet and Illustrator, #AtoZChallenge #ZtoA

Colin West

Colin West was born in 1951 and studied Graphic Design and Illustration at various art colleges. His first book, a slim volume of nonsense verse, … 245 more words

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