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YOU DON'T NEED A VALENTINE!

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YOU DON’T NEED A VALENTINE!

Dear Daughter, you will be just fine,

You don’t need a Valentine!

Guys are like beasts, belching and boring, 117 more words

THE FRENCH QUARTER JAM!

THE FRENCH QUARTER JAM!

I found a small, unique club

Down near the French Quarter,

I wanted a drink and grub,

But I drank more than I oughter, 137 more words

I HAD A BAD DAY!

I HAD A BAD DAY!

I had a bad day,

That’s all I gotta say,

First, I slipped and fell on the bathroom mat,

Then, I dropped the coffee pot on the cat, 63 more words

SILLY IN THE ZOO

SILLY IN THE ZOO

Please don’t laugh at me,

Yes, I’m in a zoo,

But from where I sit,

You look silly, too!

Between the two of us, 18 more words

PUCKERING UP!

PUCKERING UP!

When you pucker up to kiss,

Your lips are like heat-seeking missiles,

Science proves your lips are hotter

Than when you pucker up to whistle, 23 more words

The Nefarious Anthropologist

Lying with the wolves,

Imposter was the sheep.

No naive little lamb this,

But a nefarious anthropologist!

The Plan was to solve

How to domesticate a wolf. 35 more words
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THE BEAR HAIR LOTION!

THE BEAR HAIR LOTION!

Try my bear hair lotion,

Make your bald head come alive!

You’ll grow thick grizzly hair

For just nineteen ninety- five! 22 more words