On hold with Amazon
Are my pants on?
No! I’m on the pot
So they are most definitely not.
Well, they’re on my legs
Which the question begs… 67 more words
16 hours, 36 minutes ago
Rhymes and Sleek Lines
Dear the world and people who read,
I am a woman in desperate need,
I have a dress that I absolutely love,
But the price tag is way above, 190 more words
21 hours, 13 minutes ago
Camilla Carron, Writer
My “to-do” list is overflowing
(some over-clocking is my hunch).
My but “to-done” list is empty as can be
so I’m off for lunch.
1 day, 1 hour ago
Your life’s not a chore.
Stop tallying score.
We all have a bull
who is chasing our cape.
We’ve all missed the mark
when flipping our crepe. 19 more words
6 days, 1 hour ago
Another double deuce!
Am I at war with my ass?
I’d call for a truce,
If I knew it would pass.
Punctuation is fun:
Look at me run! 50 more words
6 days, 13 hours ago
About 15 Oreos and a chocolate milkshake
Demanded to be released right away
I held off agreeing for my girlfriend’s sake
We slept very sound and woke to the new day… 57 more words
6 days, 16 hours ago
I thought I wasn’t going to poop today!
But a wee little poo wriggled its way
Through all my guts
Right out my butt!
And truly, I must say… 25 more words
1 week ago