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From: Poor Richard's Almanack

From Poor Richard’s Almanacks

My Love and I for Kisses play’d,
She would keep stakes, I was content,
But when I won she would be paid; 197 more words


Meant for Each Other

Kick off your shoes, sit a while, slow your pace–
with me (the filtered sunlight)
and my friend Lace.


Mouthy Video

Have you ever wanted to see inside your gob?

Oh come on don’t be a mouth snob,

You must of wanted to get a closer look, 104 more words

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Cat President at University

We would all love to honour our pets,

For their love, and hair loss and for peeing on vets,

The University of Southhampton have found a unique reward, 177 more words

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The Eiffel Tower sings!

Who knew towers could sing,

Well they can and it is quite the thing,

It’s the Eiffel Tower no less,

But I must confess,

When I went up it in 2013, 119 more words

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Animals get their own back

CERN has shut down the Large Hadron Collider,

Because of a extremely weasely insider,

It’s only for a couple of days,

Whilst they check for more rodent strays, 184 more words

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'De-Extinction' by Suzannah Evans


They re-animated the mammoth using ice-age DNA.
Its mother was an elephant surrogate
and this was hailed as such success
that someone suggested
we bring back everything we’ve ever lost… 341 more words