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Aphrodisiac Anticlimactic

He claimed to be a master of sex;
sent her naughty pictures through text.
She fed him Thai shrimp.
His penis went limp.
Swollen tongue was its only effect. 15 more words


Poetry Bonanza Monday: a funny challenge and my Spike Milligan story

You can see from my last post I had a fabulous time at Storylines Family Day.

This week I am challenging you to write a poem that is funny… 271 more words


Chicken on the run

1 day my mum,

I think had some rum.

She got out the chicken,

Placed it on the floor of the kitchen.

What a strange sight, 55 more words


From Don Juan


What are the hopes of man? old Egypt’s King
Cheops erected the first pyramid
And largest, thinking it was just the thing
To keep his memory whole, and mummy hid; 243 more words


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wishy-washy happy-clappy weekend blah-de-blah …

the essence of your soul

in a drop of pure rainwater

an equilibrium

the celestial gyrations of intersoular desires… 111 more words

Scribbled Verse

Poem: Stream of Souls

Stream of souls
Stream of souls
Pouring all over me
In a divine cascade
Of ethereal gunge
Who left on this leaking faucet?
Was it the same person who forget to replace
The marmalade jar?


Hay and Hell and Booligal

By Andrew Barton “Banjo” Paterson

“You come and see me, boys,” he
“You’ll find a welcome and a bed
And whisky any time you call; 334 more words