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Poem: Cardiff Central - A Poet's Journey

I.

Cardiff – you have soothed and slayed me;

I need only inhabit you for the space of five

Minutes to assure myself that the madness… 1,314 more words

Fat rolls 

I’m not talking bacon butties I mean the bits around your middle,

That make us uncomfortable in certain tops so we fiddle,

Pulling our T-shirts this way and that, 163 more words

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Short mess

I just got my hair cut short,

I can no longer hide behind my hairy fort,

My face is now free for all to see, 131 more words

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I Spoke to a Word

I spoke to a word

I expected a miracle

I thought it would change my life

I waited for this word

To act

I prayed everyday… 132 more words

Too windy

Gosh it’s been a windy week,

Storm Doris is battering London as we speak,

I also had a photo shoot yesterday,

And so my hair didn’t get in the way, 169 more words

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Honeymoon, bottoms and bugs

Honey, moon sounds like an instruction,

For baring your bottom by way of introduction,

It’s not exactly a great first impression,

So I do … have a confession, 227 more words

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BrainERCISE: "InFLUenza"

February  4th,

I  welcome  you  today,

with  puffy  eyes,

and  nasal  spray.

I  knew  it  was  coming,

I  could  not  avoid,

My  kid  got  a  cold, 44 more words