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A detour through Haiku City

This little snippet of “poetry” made me laugh out loud when I saw it in George Takei’s Facebook feed. I haven’t been able to pinpoint the original author, but RESPECT. 8 more words
Attempted Humor

CHEAP CUISINE WITH HUMMUS

CHEAP CUISINE WITH HUMMUS

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Hummus and peanut butter,

Does it make you mutter,

Turning stomachs over into tidy knots…

If you’re cheap but refined… 13 more words

Humor

Selfie With Train

Enjoying the daily free tour
Not putting pressure on brain
These People should take
Selfie with tormented train

Humor

Ladki.!!

Tum hi nahin ho Jahaan mein Khoob Ladki,

 

Aur Bhi Behtar hai Tum se Ladki.!

 

Kyun Itraati ho Aaina Dekh-Dekh kar,

 

Jo Sajti-Sanwarti Kya Khaaq hai Ladki.!!

Funny Poetry

Plain Jane

P L A I N   J A N E

The decibels don’t like her, they don’t understand her
She speaks the language of the forest, not the waves… 61 more words

Arts & Crafts

#theshoe

All fashionista’s can all relate,

It’s hard matching outfits for a hot date,

So a 14yr old American girl,

Thought she’d give Twitter a whirl, 54 more words

Poetry

Hot Gorilla


There’s a gorilla in a Japenese zoo,

That some women are actually trying to woo,

It’s not Phil Collins in a suit,

He’s a real gorilla and a beaut, 51 more words

Poems