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Honeymoon, bottoms and bugs

Honey, moon sounds like an instruction,

For baring your bottom by way of introduction,

It’s not exactly a great first impression,

So I do … have a confession, 225 more words

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BrainERCISE: "InFLUenza"

February  4th,

I  welcome  you  today,

with  puffy  eyes,

and  nasal  spray.

I  knew  it  was  coming,

I  could  not  avoid,

My  kid  got  a  cold, 44 more words

help a chicken out

Most nights in this house I can hear

an owl

at my window.

The song calms me down.

But one night

the song didn’t come. 92 more words


A Grand Entrance

Hello Internet! You and I have previously been acquainted through social media platforms. Hello audience! I have decided to form an actual website to bring you news and updates. 101 more words


Pyjamas drama in Tesco

Two women wore their pyjamas to a Tesco,

It’s not like they were going al fresco,

It’s indoors and they just popped in for a snack, 167 more words

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Oh Christmas Tree

Dear Christmas tree,
Christmas tree oh Christmas tree,

Why can’t I dangle my baubles on thee,

My kittens are obsessed with your danglies,

Even the posh ones I bought from Hamleys (baubles not kittens), 58 more words

Funny Poems