By Eddy Montilla.
One day, the lion got all animals with their young together and told them: “We are getting old and going through a difficult time. 70 more words
3 weeks, 3 days ago
“Mark, burglars don’t give me a moment’s peace.”
“I had the same problem, Fred, but now I can even sleep with the door wide open.” 72 more words
3 months, 3 weeks ago
A man leaves home after a horrible quarrel with his wife. At office, he was soundly scolded by his boss and, on his way home, he ran into a tree. 88 more words
6 months ago
A woman gets out of bed, looks at herself in the mirror and says: “Mirror, mirror on the wall, am I beautiful?” 24 more words
6 months, 4 weeks ago
“Hey, Tony, you forgot your glasses again. You cannot read without them.” A chicken says to his brother.
“It’s okay. I am just taking a bath with aromatic oils and herbs. 29 more words
8 months, 3 weeks ago
Every year my group of friends from high school have an annual Halloween Pumpkin Carving Party. There are Halloween decorations, Pandora’s Halloween station on blast, and tacos. 566 more words
9 months ago
“Daddy, daddy, I am swimming!” A newborn duckling says while moving its legs.
“Good boy. And now get out of bed and jump to the pond! 8 more words
11 months, 3 weeks ago