By Eddy Montilla.
“Mark, burglars don’t give me a moment’s peace.”
“I had the same problem, Fred, but now I can even sleep with the door wide open.” 72 more words
1 month, 2 weeks ago
A man leaves home after a horrible quarrel with his wife. At office, he was soundly scolded by his boss and, on his way home, he ran into a tree. 88 more words
3 months, 3 weeks ago
A woman gets out of bed, looks at herself in the mirror and says: “Mirror, mirror on the wall, am I beautiful?” 24 more words
4 months, 3 weeks ago
“Hey, Tony, you forgot your glasses again. You cannot read without them.” A chicken says to his brother.
“It’s okay. I am just taking a bath with aromatic oils and herbs. 29 more words
6 months, 2 weeks ago
Every year my group of friends from high school have an annual Halloween Pumpkin Carving Party. There are Halloween decorations, Pandora’s Halloween station on blast, and tacos. 566 more words
6 months, 3 weeks ago
“Daddy, daddy, I am swimming!” A newborn duckling says while moving its legs.
“Good boy. And now get out of bed and jump to the pond! 8 more words
9 months, 2 weeks ago
Bits of the Past Cooking
Let me explain why brownies are a big deal for me to make.
When I first started dating my husband, I thought I would impress him by making a meal. 343 more words
10 months, 1 week ago