By Eddy Montilla.
“Hey, Tony, you forgot your glasses again. You cannot read without them.” A chicken says to his brother.
“It’s okay. I am just taking a bath with aromatic oils and herbs. 29 more words
Some funny things I said when I was little…
My mom told me that on two separate occasions when I was in the ladies bathroom with her in Target, I asked her when she pulled down her pants to go pee, “Hey mom, where did your penis go?” I was only 2 when I did that. 221 more words