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Some funny things I said when I was little…

My mom told me that on two separate occasions when I was in the ladies bathroom with her in Target, I asked her when she pulled down her pants to go pee, “Hey mom, where did your penis go?”  I was only 2 when I did that. 221 more words


Back Off Bud!

Sometimes rude people can really make one want to blow a gasket… 322 more words


Ode To Dollar Readers

Around the time I turned 40, I noticed that it was easier to read a large print book at night rather than one with regular print.   777 more words

Moments To Remember

Ned’s Dilemma

Ned stood staring at his photo on the wall. He thought his new status would change things, he thought everything would be different now that he was a celebrity. 218 more words

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