By Eddy Montilla.
“Daddy, daddy, I am swimming!” A newborn duckling says while moving its legs.
“Good boy. And now get out of bed and jump to the pond! 8 more words
Some funny things I said when I was little…
My mom told me that on two separate occasions when I was in the ladies bathroom with her in Target, I asked her when she pulled down her pants to go pee, “Hey mom, where did your penis go?” I was only 2 when I did that. 221 more words