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Walk This Way

Everyone familiar with dogs knows that they’re creatures of habit. They know when it’s time to be fed, they know when it’s bedtime, and they know every turn on their daily walk. 661 more words

Get Me To The Card On Time

(Our store has a store credit card customers can use to buy items and to save money. For whatever reason, the bank that controls it is bought out and they have to send customers all new cards, and the bank statements that we used to be able to scan to let customers make payments on their accounts don’t work anymore, so they have to have their new cards on them in order to pay.) 290 more words

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A Gross Grocery Error

(This woman is a regular problem customer at our store. She comes up to the service desk, at which I have been working for a little over a week.) 465 more words

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Saying It Until They’re Blue

(I work in a major auto parts store. One night, I am working with the manager, and we are getting ready to close the store up. 167 more words

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Mostly Crazy, Not So Good

Me: “Thank you for calling tech support. This is . How can I help you?”

Caller: “Uh, yeah. My stopped working. Can I get it replaced free?” 165 more words

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Serving Spider-man

(I’m working concession when a customer runs up to me, freaking out.)

Customer #1: “There’s a tarantula!”

Me: “Wait, what?”

Customer #1: “A freaking tarantula just ran across my foot!” 373 more words

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Funny Things Customers Say 2

  • If it wasn’t for you we’d be divorced by now!

This one made me really laugh.

  • What do you mean? I asked, still laughing.

I’ve been cleaning for Chris & Helen for some months now. 236 more words

Cleaning