Fatherly Advice and Rants
In a convent in Ireland, the 98-year-old Mother Superior lay dying.
The nuns gathered around her bed trying to make her last journey comfortable.
They tried giving her warm milk to drink but she refused it. 136 more words
2 days, 11 hours ago
Read it out for efficiency!
6 days, 12 hours ago
TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America .
MARIA: Here it is.
TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?
CLASS: Maria. 265 more words
1 week ago
It’s the World Cup Final, and a man makes his way to his seat right next to the pitch. He sits down, noticing that the seat next to him is empty. 127 more words
1 week, 2 days ago
1 week, 4 days ago
Today was a beast. Let me walk you through it.
Yeah. There’s just a tiny glimpse into my day.
How did you guys fare against the world?!
2 weeks ago