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5 struggles of lazy and goofy people who wear contact lenses

You have got a new pair of contact lenses, you are super excited because you’re not going to look 10 times uglier in those glasses, but once you start wearing them you realize that this high maintenance┬áthing is getting a bit difficult for you to handle. 409 more words

A Very Funny Joke

Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses.

He doesn’t seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed.

The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services. 45 more words

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What Dreams May Come (Whether You Want Them to or Not)

My husband has the extremely annoying habit of just lying down and going to sleep. It is especially irritating when he does this in the middle of a fight. 727 more words

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Stop or Slow Down

Deputy says, “License and registration, please.”

Lawyer says, “What for?”

Deputy says
, ” You didn’t come to a complete stop at the stop sign.” 132 more words

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Best Knock Knock Joke

Try this on someone…
Go up to them and say “I’ve got a great knock knock joke for you, but you have to start”
Their response, “OK, knock knock” 19 more words
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Whatever Happened To...?

Have you ever had the feeling of waking up one morning and not recognizing the world around you? I’m not talking about the results of a weekend in Tijuana. 697 more words

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