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Elderly Pickup-Line

An elderly gentleman walks into an upscale cocktail lounge.

He is in his mid-eighties, very well dressed, hair well groomed, great looking suit, flower in his lapel and smelling slightly of a good after shave. 56 more words

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The Fool didn't know it was impossible, so HE DID IT.

We may try telling society every now and then that it is completely an individual’s choice to do whatever he or she feels like doing. While we have maintained our stand, it is quite obvious that society is never really going to change. 252 more words

Changing Paces and Spaced

An update.

It’s been months and months and months….since I’ve regularly posted blogs. I’ve stopped somewhere along my path. I can pinpoint the exact moment when I started blogging less. 982 more words

Money

*Rolls eyes*

So, I wake up this morning and do a big stretch, and grab my cell phone off the nightstand and turn it on. Today’s a holiday, and The Husband and I both have it off from work. 380 more words