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Apologize for the awful pun.. Made me chuckle! My sister bought me these sweetcorn holders for my birthday as rumour has it I have a slight fondness of the yellow stuff. 27 more words


The Shape of Things to Come

It would never work out between us, Bruno.  Our children would be oval.


Something Borrowed

All I wanted was a screwdriver. A simple everyday tool. But do you think I could find one?

I checked the junk drawer in the kitchen. 585 more words


4.1 Tricks and Treats, Witches Taste Sweet

(Author’s note: Hi everyone! I got some writing done on my break, but unfortunately I did forget to make a comic! Please forgive me! I promise I’ll edit it with a picture before Wednesday! 3,350 more words

The attack of the Threenager

“Shes such a good kid, yous are so lucky”, this is what i hear from 99% of people about Aleah. And they’re right, when i look at alot of other kids my daughter is incredible (but im a bit bias) she’s polite, funny, smart, caring, shes independant but still affectionate and shes beautiful, so so beautiful i think we will have to lock her away during her teenage years. 688 more words


Kill Me Anytime: Horror Villains I'd Love to Die For

Is this post simply a cheap, click-bait way to use some murderously hunky pictures and gifs of guys? Yes. But, if you’re the type of person who clicked to get here, I doubt you care. 327 more words