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The Great Bournemouth Bake Off.

So I faced my great nemesis, the dark twisted enemy I call…baking.

Now don’t get me wrong, I love the idea of baking…I watch Great British Bake Off and daydream about making moist, gooey brownies, gorgeously decorated cupcakes and light fluffy sponges. 324 more words


I need someone to make me laugh

Listening to songs gives me a gloomy chill.
Long walks give me a loneliness pinch.
I need someone to make me laugh.
Laugh not smile. 182 more words

Prose Poetry

BEDTIME STORY (by Daniel Devine)

Omg you guys! It’s only been a day and I’m in love with Dan- my potential intern. I don’t know if it’s deep love, but it’s definitely love and I think I want to name our future love child “Vladimir”.
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