I once started an instantly successful suicide-watch group called “Let’s End this Together”, but nobody showed twice.
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Try turning them off and then on again…
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Potatoes and the Promise of More Potatoes
Make wages of congressional representatives inversely proportional to how stupid they are acting.
Any representative who offers an amendment that kills more than ten Americans will be bikini-waxed. 125 more words
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Being a Wal-Mart greeter is the only example I’ve seen where “years of experience” and “entry-level position” makes sense.
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Strand the stars
After a couple weeks dragging my arse I finally made it back to the studio. It was dark, raining and cold and I totally didn’t want to go back out of the house after getting home. 952 more words
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This is Another Story
Here’s another batch of funny messes! Happy Saturday!
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