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Best week....ever?

What a week.

I actually have had a great past seven days.  Normally I wouldn’t mention that because I’ve been on the opposite end of the spectrum numerous times.  790 more words


Ever thought about setting one of your farts on fire?? Think again.......

Probably third only behind cooking meat and keeping warm, primitive man realized that fire was a useful tool for lighting farts on fire, which is… 527 more words


Fifty Shades of Commentary

  • Look how organized he is! I wish I had someone to color coordinate my wardrobe.
  • Look how poor and frumpy she is. So boring. So original.
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Complete Lies People Tell Me All The Time

Me: “Guys, let’s meet at nine o’ clock sharp.”

1) “Sure! Okay!”

2) “I’m on my way.” (still brushing his teeth)

3) “I’m almost there.” #justwokeup… 79 more words