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Thursday Limerick: Paranoid Chicken

It turns out, the chicken’s fears were well founded. He was eaten with ranch. He was delicious.
There once was a paranoid chicken. 
Conspiracies made his heart quicken. 19 more words

Etsomnia™ 269: Florals

Etsom·ni·a (/etˈsämnēə/), noun, 1. a sleep disorder caused by obsessive Etsy browsing. 2. The surprising arrival of weird handmade merchandise ordered when one is only half conscious. 377 more words