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Eunuchs

For guarding the harem use Eunuchs
They work best if left with their pricks
So a slide down two planks
Then they only fire blanks… 45 more words

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Tom Swift

Go on. Admit you haven’t a clue what a Tom Swifty is.

I won’t help. You google it  :)

Ericka wrote (in around 2000)

“Dear Jane may I speak to you frankly? 58 more words

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Ludmilla

The Russian ladies looking for men were an early group of spammers.

In alt.jokes.limericks they were a source of inspiration.

Now you are raising my angst, 53 more words

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Claire and Jack Frost

A small frozen river Claire crossed
Unaware of the wiles of Jack Frost
Until through her blouser
He quietly aroused her
As her nipples he gently accost(ed)

Ærchie 2001

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Jillianne

A welcome to a new member of alt.jokes.limericks

Jillianne we hope you will stay
And please, just what’s that that you say?
Ah, your body is tight… 15 more words

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Welcome!

Thank you for taking time out of your busy day to take a peek at CJ’s Custom Closet!

So, now that I’ve given you the long-story-short of how my company came to be, please stick around a little while and see what we have to offer! 73 more words

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Cardinal Pell

28th Sept, 2003

I don’t want to sound trite and snippy
But John Paul has gone strange and dippy
He’s named old George Pell
A new Cardinal* 21 more words

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