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Think For Yourself (Quote)

“I have certain rules I live by.  My first rule: I don’t believe anything the government tells me.  Nothing.  Zero.” ~ George Carlin

Humanity

Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck. – George Carlin

Humor

Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck. – George Carlin

Quotes: Motivation/insight

“The reason I talk to myself is because I’m the only one whose answers I accept.”

– George Carlin

Humor

Style-spiration: Good Music

“Those who dance are considered insane by those who cannot hear the music.” -George Carlin

You know when you’re in the car or at the house and you have the Pandora or the Rdio blasting with your favorite album or artist and your song comes on? 217 more words

Style

“I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman, ‘Where’s the self-help section?’ She said if she told me, it would defeat the purpose.” 
― George Carlin

Quotes

"fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity"

“my reaction to porno films is as follows; after the first ten minutes, i want to go home and screw, after the first twenty minutes, i never want to screw again as long as i live” 129 more words

Photography