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Think For Yourself (Quote)

“I have certain rules I live by.  My first rule: I don’t believe anything the government tells me.  Nothing.  Zero.” ~ George Carlin

Humanity

Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck. – George Carlin

Humor

Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck. – George Carlin

Quotes: Motivation/insight