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“Not only do I not know what’s going on, I wouldn’t know what to do about it if I did.” – George Carlin

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A Quote From ... George Carlin

“Some people see things that are and ask, Why? Some people dream of things that never were and ask, Why not? Some people have to go to work and don’t have time for all that.” – … 19 more words

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A Quote From ... George Carlin

“I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman, ‘Where’s the self-help section?’ She said if she told me, it would defeat the purpose.” – … 11 more words

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“The reason I talk to myself is because I’m the only one whose answers I accept.”

– George Carlin

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“Those who dance are considered insane by those who cannot hear the music.” -George Carlin

You know when you’re in the car or at the house and you have the Pandora or the Rdio blasting with your favorite album or artist and your song comes on? 217 more words

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