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In Your Face

Today’s gripe are water guns, which gets +5 points for being a creative topic that does not involve poo or trash.

please ban water guns from the pools.

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When Life Hands You Lemons, Keep Them Off My Lawn

Growing up in Brooklyn, we didn’t sell lemonade on the sidewalks outside our houses. I’m not sure anyone would’ve bought lemonade even if I’d tried, people would’ve been suspicious. 350 more words

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Dance Party

I am a dance party
and you are dancing in me
and throwing up in me
and exploring the wonders of the human body in me… 19 more words

Storytelling: Why Modern Country Sucks

I like country music, I really do. I grew up on the 80s/90s legends like Alan Jackson, George Strait, Reba McEntire, Randy Travis, and Garth Brooks. 803 more words

90's Country Music

Friday's verbal infelicity

I heard this phrase twice yesterday, which reminded me that it’s quite common—and I don’t like it:

“The thing is, is that. . . . “ 80 more words

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The AL East is a Beautiful Mess

-Matt Magill

6.21.17

The Boston Red Sox have closed the gap on the New York Yankees in the AL East thanks to a horrid road trip for the Bronx Bombers, but all that hope and expectation coming out of the Red Sox camp must be met with shifty eyes and sweaty palms as they have won, but not really been good in doing so.  541 more words

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The Danny Ainge Way (aka: What the Hell is Danny Ainge Doing?)

-Matt Magill

6.19.17

With news that the Boston Celtics have traded the number one pick in the NBA draft to the Philadelphia 76ers for the third pick and a future first-rounder, a litany of questions have been raised.  358 more words

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