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This is not starting well

The good news is this: I went through TSA Precheck at O’Hare Airport quickly and without a hitch, and not a human hand touched my buttocks. 257 more words


Another word I hate

As I recall, I heard this on the NBC Evening News the other night, and again on National Public Radio this morning. It is a dreadful word: 212 more words

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Whole Foods Feud Update

Since multi-grain crust pizzas from Whole Foods came up yesterday in Oliver’s poem, I just want to give you a little update. You’re probably thinking that the feud has blown over, because you haven’t heard about it recently. 288 more words

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Is Gary Player An Old Man Yelling "Get Off My Lawn!" Or Does He Have A Point?

Who do you think holds the course record at St. Andrews? Nicklaus? Seve? Tiger? Nope. The correct answer is – drum roll please – Ross Fisher! 274 more words

Tour Central

Two pet peeves

This one I’ve noticed a lot lately since I’ve been traveling:

1.) The plane gets to the gate, the captain turns off the seat belt signs, and immediately everyone STANDS UP IN THE AISLE, even though it’ll be 5-10 minutes before they even start their egress. 206 more words

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It was an interesting thing to be counting, as I always did, (8 sets of 8 with one for good luck) when I heard the rapping on the window. 3,454 more words



“Get Off My Lawn!” I think to myself as I try to compose this posting. How can I express this without giving away my age and sounding like my dad?   249 more words