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Advice: No hookup for us

By: Abrena Rowe ~Copy Editor~

Has anyone said, “You just need to hook up with someone?” I get told this often. I complain about being single and my friends’ solution is, “Just hook up with a cute guy or girl,” and then the problem is solved. 303 more words

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Pussy General has a mantra, our credo.

When women feel good, men get laid, and we have peace.

Thank you for seeing through and around the General’s directness.

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Enlightened Dick

6 Suave Ways To Be The Best Sexter Ever

In a recent article on MashableMandy Stadtmiller talks about the ease in which millennials get sex. How many extremely hot partners you have on any given week or night isn’t what’s important — it’s the quantity of your quality. 457 more words

Can't all Birthdays Be Like This? (Part 2)

As we walked towards Flynn’s,  The Pharmacist rambled on about something with the current boyfriend of hers, about how all he ever does is talk about himself and never once really questions her days, what she wants to do in life, her goals, anything. 1,589 more words


Can't all Birthdays be like this? (Part 1)

Whilst fighting the massive waves, the riptide, and getting sunburned this morning at the beach, it tired me out enough to relax under my umbrella and figure how I was going to lay this one out.  1,420 more words


Surf's Up!

I was up before my alarm went off, which for me is quite odd given the fact I never seem to get enough sleep.  I had went back to the gym the previous afternoon and well into the evening to help with tearing up the floors and laying the new matting down.  1,535 more words


The Pharmacist

Be patient as my PC has been on the fritz and I’m about to toss it out the window.  Doing this from my Smart Phone (thanks Nexus 6)… 1,087 more words