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Why men aren't getting laid: just stop

I just read the “10 reasons why you aren’t getting laid” from Men’s Fitness magazine.

There were parts where I had my face in my palm.  308 more words


How to Get Laid

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          Casual sex is common like a common cold, especially for men. It is exaggerated in “statistics” that men think about sex every seven seconds of their lives.Whether you are looking for a lifelong partner or you just need to respond to your  raging hormones, there is a universal protocol before you get down to business- penetrate the inner workings of your main chick. 422 more words

Here we go round the mulberry bush

Ok, ladies, hold on to your handbags. It’s the post you’ve all been waiting for.

Because sometimes, a girl just needs to get laid.

It had been 18 years with the same guy, for Pete’s sake. 677 more words


More Arbitrary Numbers

I was talking to a friend how Brother Bean is getting married in less than a month at the tender age of 28 and how our Facebook feeds are starting to blow up with sickeningly saccharine engagement and wedding photos… 616 more words


Advice: No hookup for us

By: Abrena Rowe ~Copy Editor~

Has anyone said, “You just need to hook up with someone?” I get told this often. I complain about being single and my friends’ solution is, “Just hook up with a cute guy or girl,” and then the problem is solved. 303 more words

Opinions & Editorials


Pussy General has a mantra, our credo.

When women feel good, men get laid, and we have peace.

Thank you for seeing through and around the General’s directness.

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