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Birthday Prayer

It is the eve of my 34th birthday. I am curled up at home in my favourite chair with a soft blanket and candles lit. 755 more words

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An open letter to all parents from a non-parent.

I just finished babysitting your baby today.

I have salmon stuck on my neck and in the crease under my left breast.

My eardrum is damaged due to high frequency screaming. 511 more words

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I just hung up on my mother

I hung up on my mother this evening. While she was talking to me, I set the phone down and disconnected.

I told her some exciting news about my life and once again she was not excited for me. 341 more words

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If the cancer doesn't kill her I will...

Happy Mothers Day to all the mother lovers out there.

Here is a story I told about my tortured love relationship with my mama at… 27 more words

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It is so funny how everything is constantly changing

It’s funny how things are constantly changing in my mind about what I want and need. Funny in a knife in my intestines kind of way. 255 more words

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Brazilian Waxing as Spiritual Practice

I may be the only 33 year old in the western world that has not gotten the full meal deal when it comes to waxing so I thought it was high time. 950 more words

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The Looser Cruiser

I have to pee but there is no fucking way I am going to use the toilet in the back of the bus. I would rank it equivalent to sucking a stranger’s dick to raise enough money to buy myself groceries. 1,397 more words

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