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Devotional: January 27,2016

Verse of the day: (From Gifts of God)

Then the Lord stretched out his hand, touched my mouth, and said to me, “I’m putting my words in your mouth.  141 more words



rary to popular belief, Lorem Ipsum is not simply random text. It has roots in a piece of classical Latin literature from 45 BC, making it over 2000 years old. 261 more words

Knight's Checklist

Eat some mutton, drink some wine. Have a swordfight. Go jousting. Wear chainmail. Look cool. Woo maidens. Don’t bathe. Shag unbathed maidens. Get drunk under the stars. 27 more words

My New Job

I would like to have a job where I get paid all day to think about things, and all day would be about four or five hours, and at the end of the day, I would summarize the results for a small crowd of attractive people. 137 more words