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Twice in the past couple of weeks I’ve had a dream where I wash my face, and when I dry it off and look in the mirror, it’s covered in red, red pimples that look like cysts. 89 more words

Weird, wonderful & completely detached 

Dear Sunday times magazine (Gooped? article), if you feel Gwyneth’s lifestyle website is ‘a laughing stock’, why splash it on your cover?

I agree that the whole thing is complete nonsense; an unplanned, over-financed, inflated hobby. 417 more words


Food to stay in for

Freezing temperatures calls for ovens and stoves to be on. When it’s already been a long winter with no end in sight, one turns to food blogs to shed some light on the issue and seeks out a healthy recipe. 392 more words


Gwyneth's Pink and Lovely Oscar Moment

The year was 1999. Gwyneth was 27 years old and had given the performance of her life in Shakespeare in Love. She won a Screen Actor’s Guild Award, a Golden Globe and was nominated for an Oscar. 247 more words


llama be honest

A few of my favorite (and horrifying) things I read on the interwebs today.

Thoughts And Opinions

goop is trying to kill me

Well, not Goop herself, but her minion, Tracy Anderson certainly is.

Tracy Anderson is the pint-sized, former-dancer-turned-trainer-to-the-stars, creator of The Tracy Anderson Method. Her program focuses on two components: Dance Cardio and Muscular Structure Work. 826 more words


Gwynnie and the V-Steam!

So vagina steams are a thing now, thanks to Gwyneth Paltrow…Let me just profess my love for this pristine rose petal. I adore her, yes, she is probably the most pretentious person to have ever walked this earth. 213 more words

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