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Ruminations of Boiled Cabbage

CONFESSION: There are times when I wish I was more inclined to be a homemaker.

I’m not talking about the absurd politicized term used to replace the more apt term “stay-at-home parent”– like “homemaker”  as used to justify “work” for the IRS (the term “stay-at-home parent” practically SCREAMS “work” for crying out loud). 1,153 more words

Home/Family Life

Ten Days In June With the Grands!

   ” If you have a clue as to what changes one heart,

then you’re the one with a clue as to what changes the world.”

Marianne Williamson

Gratitude

Watch These Grandmothers Try To Use Modern Slang

In case you haven’t noticed, if you’re over 30, the world no longer belongs to you. All your favorite films are being remade for a new audience, music sounds weird, the mall is a frightening hellscape filled with the judgy eyes of a thousand teenagers, and technological advances seem more excessive than exceptional. 128 more words

Web Culture

GRANDMOTHER'S A CLASSIC

A change of pace, a momentary respite, and an homage.

Grandmother’s a classic, everything that comes to mind when the word is spoken, that and more. 322 more words

Happy Birthday To Me.

So today was my birthday. Yep. The big two-eight. Another year older…another…ugh. I hate birthdays. Always have. It’s just the principle of the things, you know? 2,404 more words

LIFE

Dear Abbey

I have just gaged and tied my dear old grandmother to a kitchen chair I have stolen all seven-hundred dollars of her hidden money and am now taking all her silver and jewelry I did leave her a nice thank you note unsigned you bet Grandma was always good to me I have found the keys to her car and plan on driving out of the country Naturally I can not say where I plan to go  I was wondering if you could recommend some nice medium priced restaurants in Montreal and also would appreciate it if you could contact the police as she might faint before help arrives Thanks so much   Just Kin

Grandmothers

Comfort food

Tomorrow is a BIG race day for my kiddos. County meet. Swimmimg for cred, swimming for a place in the all-star team and swimming for pride-it’s all there. 574 more words