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Catwalk Advisor

I earned my wrinkles,
My wobble bits,
My awkward eyebrows,
And me saggy tits.

My spare tyre,
Belongs to me,
Not to Buddha,
Or any deity. 101 more words

Poetry

A Tale of Two Orcas: Granny(J2) and Tilikum

As part of my on-going series of the non-human Dead:

In January 2017, two notable orcas died – Granny (also known as J2) and Tilikum. Both lived tragic lives in different ways. 462 more words

Practices

Weather Almost Hot Enough For Nanna To Take Off Her Cardigan

With the thermometer hitting forty degrees in parts of Sydney this week Campsie Nanna, Betty Simpkins considered for a moment taking off her cardigan due to the heat, before deciding not too. 218 more words

Science

Lament for J2

I was struck by the latest bad news concerning the Southern Resident Killer Whales: the presumed death of J2, also known as Granny. Likely over 100 years old, she was the matriarch of J Pod for decades. 165 more words

Look How Much I've Got Left

When you live in what’s so appropriately named, “The Boonies,” you’re considered fortunate if you can pick up more than about ten channels at any time without the assistance of a giant dish on the side of your house. 1,059 more words

Daily Prompt: Shine

via Daily Prompt: Shine

Granny’s tales always managed to transport us to unknown lands – be it magic or mayhem. It was always tough to remember that ghosts didn’t exist and flying carpets… er, well I’ll save that for another time. 429 more words

Stories

Gran Theft Puddleton - Coming Soon to Aces Weekly

Puddleton’s historic, warm and cosy village, home to neighbours Jean and Albert and Jean’s grandaughter Alex, is about to come to end as the Lord Baron wins his court case to reclaim Puddleton and evict all its tenants. 37 more words