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Oh the Joy to be a Plant!

When the higher aspects of your Soul want you to do something, you get hints, signs, reminders, and so many synchronicities that tell you. In my case it was that I had to move to Kauai. 1,603 more words


Stranger in a Strangeland.

“Real steak? Not Syntho?”
“Guaranteed. Stick a fork in it, and it will moo.”

Replaying Elasticsearch Slowlogs with Logstash and JMeter


Sometimes we just need to replay production queries – whether it’s because we want a realistic load test for the new version of a product or because we want to reproduce, in a test environment, a bug that only occurs in production (isn’t it lovely when that happens? 1,030 more words


I Grok the Rain!

This morning I awoke to the soft patter of rain. At first I listened in disbelief. The weathermen had been waffling for days about even the scantiest possibility, leaving us with visions of catastrophic water wars and… 174 more words


Rob Gronkowski and David Ortiz Sing a Duet in Hilarious Dunkin' Donuts Music Video [VIDEO]

Looking for the Summer’s number one song?  Two of sports’ most outgoing athletes have teamed up to give you the future chart-topping banger – “Sippin.”  Patriots’ party animal,  73 more words


Training schedule (kind of)

Some of my human readers told me they liked my post on the best workout in the Bubbles Guide on Happy Healthy Living, but they need more information on how to incorporate this into their life. 492 more words