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Magpie's First Flight: Part III

Ian Coleman
Nineteen Years Ago

It was a short fly to Priest island on the Raven’s private jet. We landed on a small uncontrolled airport and a car was waiting for us. 2,294 more words

Ian Coleman

Magpie's First Flight: Part I

Ian Coleman
Nineteen Years Ago

The guy was tall, he had the body of a supermodel and he wore a three piece suit that probably cost as much as a good car, perfectly fitted to his stature. 1,625 more words

Ian Coleman

i'm sorry, grandpa

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My Valentine's Day


I told the security guard who works in my gran’s building that I was going out.

“In this weather?”

And then I thought about it…what better reason to stay in? 539 more words


Holly Bygolly and Stump the Grump



Little Holly Bygolly is very jolly. She loves to laugh and play.

Stump the Grump is a bit of a lump. 6 more words


~National Curmudgeons Day~

I had to actually look up what curmudgeon meant.

Noun: a bad-tempered or surly person.
synonyms: grumbler · complainer · moaner · curmudgeon · grump · 721 more words

Domesticated Momster

6 Short Ways That 2016 Will Actually Suck

Hi everyone, long time no see?

I’ve neglected you over the Christmas time because I had better things to do like actually  work when I’m supposed to. 463 more words