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Half-Life 2: A Concerned Retrospective (Part 1)

So, as you probably know if you’ve found your way to this site, my LP of Half-Life 2 is complete. Now that it’s done, I can finally, finally, FINALLY devour all of the brilliant and hilarious comic… 514 more words


Steam: Your Introductory Guide to Gaming’s Modern Wonder!

Here at Professional Moron, we try to balance out the moronic stuff with cultural asides at the weekend. In our video games section, we often wax lyrical about Steam, presuming you imbeciles who read these posts know what we’re on about. 841 more words

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The Final Station: A Study In Great Low Cost Storytelling in Games

I had not played The Final Station (which you can find on Steam for fifteen bucks) before, and it was only by virtue of a Steam Code sent to my deadname email address (under which I previously wrote about games) that it arrived along with a code for the game’s new (excellent) DLC, … 1,187 more words


Memorable video games I won't play again

Deus Ex (2000)

I don’t know whether I’ve kept my nearly forty Steam hours of this game because I’m fond enough of it or because I don’t want to just throw that many hours away. 440 more words


Just Who the Hell Do You Think You Are, Free Man?

So at the very end of my last Half-Life 2 episode, I stopped and strained to hear a fairly short but important Breencast. I’ve taken the liberty of looking up the full text (since I had some trouble hearing it in game) and present it to you in full now: 1,165 more words