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Joke of the day - Monster Etiquette

What does a monster mom say to her kids at meal time?

“Don’t speak with someone in your mouth!”


Ghosts to remain in afterlife this halloween as reality 'too depressing'

Ghosts, Witches, and assorted other Ghouls issued a statement today warning children worldwide that this year they will be staying in the terrifying uncharted zone that exists between the physical realm and nightmares, as human reality is too unbearably shit. 294 more words


Jokes for October 28th: Halloween editionĀ 

It’s Wednesday night again, but it’s also almost Halloween! Tonight I have a bunch of monster jokes for you, featuring witches, vampires and more! Some are old favorites, but most of them are brand new! 372 more words


Greg Polls Co-Workers On Halloween"Trick or Treat" Jokes

So now we know, the telling of jokes on Halloween is unique to St.Louis.

Fair enough, we’ll own it.

Here are some good ones to share with your crew if they’re ready to advance beyond the “knock-knock” stage. 37 more words


Tuesday Titters: In the spirit of Halloween

How should you fix a broken jack-o-lantern?

With a pumpkin patch.

What was the monster’s favorite cereal?

Scream of Wheat.

From Ranger Rick Magazine

In the lurch

Dirk Nowitzki went as Lurch for a Halloween Party last weekend. Not to be outdone, now Lurch is planning to go as Dirk Nowitzki.

The NFL today officially filed their appeal of Tom Brady’s successful appeal of his Deflategate suspension. 440 more words

Spooky October thoughts

As Halloween is drawn jog near, I thought I’d share a few spooky thoughts with you instead of normal random thoughts and maybe a joke or two. 218 more words