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Joke for Kids #6

Only 12 more days till Halloween!
Q: Why didn’t the skeleton cross the road?
A: Because he didn’t have the guts to do it!

Jokes For Kids

A joke for a Wednesday night

I’m back to posting a joke on Wednesday night, but I’m still not posting as often as I’d like, sorry.

Why did the vampire love baseball? 35 more words


WATCH: 'Kid Standup' With Jimmy Fallon and Seth Rogen

Where does the President keep his Armies?

In his Sleevies….(Insert rimshot)

Jimmy Fallon did a funny bit last night with Seth Rogen called “Kid Stand-Up… 21 more words


Joke of the day - Monster Etiquette

What does a monster mom say to her kids at meal time?

“Don’t speak with someone in your mouth!”


Ghosts to remain in afterlife this halloween as reality 'too depressing'

Ghosts, Witches, and assorted other Ghouls issued a statement today warning children worldwide that this year they will be staying in the terrifying uncharted zone that exists between the physical realm and nightmares, as human reality is too unbearably shit. 294 more words


Jokes for October 28th: Halloween editionĀ 

It’s Wednesday night again, but it’s also almost Halloween! Tonight I have a bunch of monster jokes for you, featuring witches, vampires and more! Some are old favorites, but most of them are brand new! 372 more words