Me: (looks in the mirror)
Voice in head: You look like you need a drink.
Me: Why do you say that?
Voice in head: One, it’s Tuesday. 257 more words
When you think martini you probably think Bond, James Bond, right? Shaken, not stirred? A big, ole, yucky olive?
Nope. Nope. Nope. Absolutely not.
I guess I’m a cocktail snob but one of my biggest pet peeves is when I order a martini and it’s automatically assumed I want a dirty vodka martini. 178 more words