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Line(s) of the Day #StevenWright

I went to a restaurant that serves “breakfast at any time” so I ordered French toast during the Renaissance.

A comedic specialist in hilarious deadpan one-liners, Steven Wright (1955 – )

Alex Raphael

Line(s) of the Day #GrouchoMarx

Those are my principles, and if you don’t like them… well, I have others.

Legendary American actor and comedian Groucho Marx (1890 – 1977)

Alex Raphael