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Craft Beer Advent Calendar 2018 Drunk Review

Here’s a tip: if you wait til the new year to buy your advent calendar you can save like it’s candy on November 1st.  Below are collected reviews that I live-posted on facebook on January 21st, combined here in one easily digestible (unlike some if those beers) post. 2,397 more words


You can’t judge a book by its title

Or can you?

Many times throughout my reading career, I’ve been suckered into buying a book solely based on its title: How I Became Stupid, War Reporting for Cowards, Crazy Rich Asians. 511 more words


The Swim-Off, part 2

(From the greatest hipster/emo love story blog ever….. www.hipsterstories.wordpress.com)

“What the hell is going on???? I WON, I WON, I WON,” screamed Jude.

Clemmy and Stefan both ran to him and explained that Billy Emo was protesting the victory because oil from Jude’s body had gotten into his eyes disabling him from swimming. 485 more words


The Swim-Off, part 1

(This is from my hipster/emo love story blog: www.hipsterstories.wordpress.com)

The Scene: YMCA indoor pool. Billy Emo supporters on one side of the pool and hipster supporters on the other. 758 more words


I asked this nerdy guy on the internet to teach me Salsa

Half a year ago, I asked this nerdy guy on the internet to teach me Salsa. 3 weeks later, he was helping me assemble my Ikea furniture, paint my new prison cell, and let me cry on his should when I had stressful breakdowns about moving to Amsterdam. 230 more words


The Purple Fedora Incident (Jude's big balls)

(This is from my site: www.hipsterstories.wordpress.com, probably the greatest hipster/emo love story of all time.)

The day after Jude emptied his manhood all over Clemmy’s back, he was working at Randall’s and feeling like an absolute stud. 509 more words


'Ordinary bloke' Darren has swipe at pretentious Arty-Farties

Ordinary no-nonsense tell-it-like-it-is diamond geezer, Darren Matthews, has hit out at what he’s calling pretentious arty-farty types, laying charges against two new popular trends he says are getting right up his nose and are driving him and his drinking mates down the pub ’round the bleedin’ bend.’ 186 more words