Day after day sitting on the sofa watching daytime TV.
I am bored.
I need something to occupy my mind.
Something other than calories.
All I think about is what, when and where I am going to eat. 13 more words
It’s a lot like Golf. The Pro’s make it look so easy, but it’s very difficult. You tee off, it looks good, then it starts to go left, then it’s lost in the trees, then your Stepdad is behind you using his 3 Wood as a cane and says, “You dipped shoulder on your down stroke”, then you tell him to shut up because he wasn’t even supposed to come but mom insisted it will give us a chance to bond, then he tells you he’s apart of your life now whether you like or not and to lower your voice because you’re on a golf course, then you tell him he’ll never get an ounce of respect from you because he works as an Assistant Warehouse Manager at Target, then he tells you he knows an Assistant Warehouse Manager at Target who can kick your ass, then you tell him to bring it pussy, then he flicks his cigarette on the cart path and walks over with this 9 iron raised over his stupid bald hea….. 240 more words