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Nightmares of a Suburban Housewife: The Thanksgiving Without a Turkey 

Last night, I had a dream. A “Nightmare”, if you will, that today was Thanksgiving.

In the nightmare, I had forgotten all about Thanksgiving, and I didn’t have a turkey. 586 more words

Pregnancy Dreams

The Holiday Hangover

I’ve been a slacker for several weeks now. Of course, I blame the holidays, but I’ve narrowed down a list of 5 things in particular that kept me from a proper writing schedule: 521 more words

Wookie Life Day, Nakatomi Plaza, and More...

Finally final hecticness has worn off. Only took several days longer than expected, and now I need to stay healthy. This is usually the tricky part. 594 more words

Nerd Musings

Holiday cray cray

So I got back from my trip nearly two weeks ago. The good news is that I didn’t get sick from the “sky contagion”. Very good news that the juicy cough beast was beaten into submission by healthy doses of vitamin C. 527 more words


These Are The 12 Types Of Girls You’ll Encounter This New Year’s Eve

1. The Slutty-Dress-Wearing Desperate Chick

This is the one who doesn’t care about much else besides boys and booze. Her dress is a combination of glitter and lace. 759 more words

Humor at the King's House | The Traveling Christmas Tree Ornaments

I noticed yesterday, after a quick glance at our Christmas tree, that the ornaments that were carefully placed on the tree a few weeks ago have moved! 486 more words


Whoa! Christmas Tree!

Given the circumstance of our beloved Monstrosi-tree, we were asking ourselves all sorts of philosophical questions. What is the meaning of Tree? If a tree falls in the forest and there is no one there to hear it, does it make a sound like the biggest crash you can ever imagine? 374 more words