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Mutual Back-Scratching Society

When you’ve got an itch you just can’t reach, it’s good to have a friend who can.

Via Animals Hugging.

Know Your Mythical Forest Creatures

When traveling the frozen woods of Norway, beware of Trekronhjort, the mythical three-headed stag. According to legend, Trekronhjort will grant a wish to anyone who encounters it; a remarkable 97 percent of the time, that wish is “please don’t rip me to pieces with your antlers.”

Via Reddit.

Percy Pibble, Canine Superstar!

After his sold-out appearance at the Meadowlands, Percy greets a herd of his adoring fans, who are udderly excited to meet him.

Via Mermaid Melissa.

Whatever Floats Your Goat

Friends, in farms everywhere, a silent tragedy unfolds: baby goats born with legs too short to reach the ground. For the innocents burdened with this mysterious affliction, life is an everyday struggle. 57 more words

Meanwhile, at the Lost and Found Desk at Alpha Centauri Intergalactic Spaceport...

“Um, excusing of me, but have any life forms located a small metal briefcase? Slate grey, black handle, glowing a little bit and making a humming noise, with tentacles? 17 more words

Meanwhile, at the Ernst Fleetman Institution for the Study of Uncontrollable Sprinting...

“SoBeckyandGailfromAccountingaskedaboutyoulastweekand (huff, puff) Itoldthemyouweredoingmuchbetterandthatyou’dprobablybe (huff, puff) outinaweekortwobutfranklyIdon’tseeanynoticablechangein (huff, puff) yourconditionAreyoutakingthosepillsthedoctorgaveyou? (huff, puff)”

Meanwhile, at Yuck-a-Bucks Comedy Club...

Hey it’s great to be here you’re a lovely audience but last night was a tough crowd lemmie tellya So many guys in camouflage I thought the place was empty I says I know you’re out there I can hear you reloading Don’t get me wrong I love my wife but I wish she’d stop hanging her pantyhose on my antlers am I right fellas But I can’t complain at least I get good TV reception… 28 more words