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Scenes and senses

The warmth of the sun heats my shoulders in my little sundress. My aunt is showing me how to pick strawberries, how to choose the ripe ones. 621 more words

Erotica

“THEY TRIED RAPING ME, BUT THEY DIDN’T KNOW I WAS ALREADY HORNY” – LADY BRAGS ON FACEBOOK

Anita Rama broke the internet recently moments after she was gang-r*ped by a faceless set of people. She took to Facebook to make the announcement in a very bizarre form. 60 more words

GOSSIP

I'm gonna get laid tonight!

Weeeeeekend! Dayum, have I been looking forward to this one! Not because of the awesome party plans for tonight and tomorrow. Not because I can finally get tipsy again and have awkward convos with guys at the bar. 468 more words

Erotica

Gonna Get Laid Tonight #tangygiggles

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Come on Girls, admit it!

When we wake up in the morning, we know we are going to get laid later that night.  We may not know who by, but you do know, you will.  358 more words

Tinder Scavenger Hunt

BY Girl Who Likes Brower

If you’re anything like my homely and endlessly horny guy friend that has a Tinder, it hasn’t born much fruit except for a few weird “first-dates” that ended in awkward forced kisses or total embarrassment at the the fact that despite countless matches, each time you plan to hookup with someone, they appear to be the exact opposite of their profile in person and you just can’t seem to get *it* up. 209 more words

Sex

Employment rights for men contemplating sex

Hot on the heels of new legislation to protect expectant mothers, men are also demanding job protection whenever they plan to impregnate someone.  Statistics suggest as much 72% of all men are 90% distracted by improper thoughts in the work place – meaning that very little meaningful work occurs, unless you count drawing genitalia on post-it notes. 156 more words

Comedy News

Cinta Dalam Nafsu

Cinta bukan dibalik celana dalam
Cinta jauh terpatri di lubuk hati terdalam
Atau kadang tersimpan & hanya terpendam

Cinta ku suci & tak perlu kau balas… 41 more words

Sastra