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The waitress diaries.

You roll out of bed around 10am, and it’s early, really early after that double shift yesterday. You throw your hair up, put on last night’s jeans.. 486 more words

Horrible Customers

First impressions & judgment

Out of all of the things you hear growing up,  a common one is the famous “Don’t judge a book by its cover”.  Which pretty much says hey,  give them a chance.   213 more words

Horrible Customers

Cafe Etiquettes: 11 Tips from Behind the Counter

Hipster baristas and indie cafes as a general rule, are scary places. From the intimidating menus with hard-to-pronounce beverages and lack of descriptors to the blasé, nonchalant attitudes of the behind-counter personas, it can be a daunting experience… 1,443 more words

November

I Only Have $30 and we All Need Food And Desert

I work at a national chain restaurant. A woman came in with her three small, unruly children. I greet the table with a smile but before I am able to get anything out of my mouth she says: “I have 30 dollars. 105 more words

Humor

Then he Pelvic-Thrusts His Way Back to The Kitchen

I was training at a new restaurant. My trainer and I get sat a party of eight. Couples. Business guys taking the wives out for a night on the town. 241 more words

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High Maintenance

I work at an upscale restaurant in a hotel. Last Friday night I had this couple come in clearly on a date. She looked ridiculous big fake boobs, big hair, pounds of make-up, designer bag clearly HIGH MAINTENCE. 80 more words

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Why do You Want the Only Dirty Table?

When there are clean open tables throughout the restaurant, why in Gods name do you INSIST on picking the only dirty table in the restaurant, and then get pissy when you ask us to clean it off?

-Bri

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