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The Hungrie

Because you can’t ever have too many different ways of spilling food all over yourself.


7 Pizza Stories That Will Give You All The Feels

1. Papa John’s Grandma Welfare Check 

Anybody who’s got grandparents still living off the grid can relate to this one – after Hurricane Matthew hit Florida, an elderly woman was unable to contact her family since she didn’t have a cell phone. 358 more words

Pizza Life

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Never again the Hot Pocket times

Spent my whole morning reviewing the contents of my hot pockets, now available in liquid form. Had to throw out the garbage can. 0/10 would not recommend.

Toaster oven works okay, though.

If teardrops were pennies, and heartaches were gold, I'd have all the riches my pockets could hold...

So, my oven’s dead, right?

Sucks shit and I hate my oven-less life, but until I get a new one, I bought a toaster oven so I can make complicated toast and easy bake bagels like an adult. 150 more words

Things You Shouldn't Say In A Crowded Starbucks

Things you shouldn’t say in a crowded Starbucks:

#1: Bomb

Yeah, that’s actually about it.

Truthfully, there aren’t really many places where that word is… 752 more words

Should You Be Excited for World of Warcraft: Legion?

If you’re like me, you pre-ordered World of Warcraft: Legion just to play the new Demon Hunter class before everyone else. Unlike me, you’ve probably been playing for the past six years. 1,037 more words