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Homeless Monsters Tournament of Hotties: Exquisite Eight Part Two

The British Hunks division had arguably the strongest batch of contenders (and I’m not just saying that because my beloved husband Chiwetel Ejiofor was there) and yet somehow we’ve managed to whittle them down to two shining bastions of English virility! 94 more words

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Homeless Monsters Tournament of Hotties: Exquisite Eight Part One

Hark! What is this sound I hear? Could it be the distant strains of “The Final Countdown” borne by the breeze to our eager ears? I think it must be, because we’re down to the Exquisite Eight and it’s time to slice this sexy loaf of bread in half, starting with the last Comics and Sci-Fi Babes standing! 141 more words

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Inbreeding Has Even More Benefits Than Previously Imagined


High Point, NC (SP) — It isn’t just about convenience anymore.  “Sleeping with your sibling can do more than strengthen your family relationships.  It can also empower you to push through the arbitrary constraints of social convention while reducing stress by lowering your expectations,” says Helga Huffnpuffer, MD, a psychiatrist and clinical professor of Far Right Breeding Habits at Freedum University.  

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Homeless Monsters Tournament of Hotties: Sexy Sixteen Results

We’re getting close to the end of this glorious tournament, and despite some early upsets the majority of the gentlemen advancing to the Exquisite Eight are high seeds. 374 more words

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Homeless Monsters Tournament of Hotties: Sexy Sixteen Part Four

And now, the final matches of the Sexy Sixteen! We’re really ending this round with a bang, as the two remaining pairs of the Miscellaneous Studs division could not be more hilariously mismatched if they tried! 203 more words

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Homeless Monsters Tournament of Hotties: Sexy Sixteen Part Three

Here’s where things get really interesting! The Other Non-North American Foxes division was full of upsets in rounds one and two, but can the Cinderella stories continue at this advanced stage? 235 more words

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