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The Name Of The Game (How Not To Write A Novel)

“Everything about fictional characters—from their likes and dislikes to their deepest hopes and desires—is deliberately constructed to establish plot, theme, and symbolism. When considered from this perspective, it stands to reason that character names should be carefully and deliberately constructed as well.”

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Point of View (How Not To Write A Novel)

Your Guide On Not Writing The Worst Novel In The Entire Known Universe

Writing a novel is a daunting task when you’re a novice writer. In the beginning, you’re looking ahead to the final act of publishing, anxious to have your story read by people everywhere.

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How not to propose to your potential spouse

This is a perfect example of what not to do when proposing.


Horror-FAIL Friday: How NOT to Write Horror Part I

There are those of you out there that have toiled with the idea of writing a horror story. It may have been just a quick campfire tale, a one-shot Creepypasta, a full-length novel, or even the background for a survival horror game. 627 more words


How Not To Tinder: For Men

After two glorious days on this wonderful app, a few things have come to my attention that I feel the need to share with all of the straight men currently on Tinder. 442 more words

How not to inspect your bees

So the bees swarmed. A week later, I had a friend come and help with more nadiring, and hopefully a honey harvest.

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